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From Paris With Love album at Amazon.com
Skatalites',
"If You Want To Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life"
if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your life!
Why would you want to mary an ugly woman?? hahaha, great line though. Beauty is only skin deep.
Submitted by: Millatime
You can't marry that girl,
I'll have to say no
That girl is your sister
but your mamma don't know
There wasn't much else they could have got away with back then for illegitmacy jokes - I crack up at it all the time.
Submitted by: Haz-Man
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