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This page is a list of all the songs that mention brand name products in them. Nothing more annyoing than getting a commercial pitch in the middle of a song. Seriousily, I hope the performers who do this at least get free stuff out of it.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products, Weird Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Product Brand Name:
Holiday Inn is a chain of hotels
Submitted by: Cody Finke
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
Product Brand Name:
The Columbia Record Club was what eventually became known as Columbia House.
Submitted by: Cody Finke
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler
Product Brand Name:
Sizzler is a chain of steakhouses
Submitted by: Cody Finke
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
The flight attendants ran out of Dr Pepper and salted peanuts
Product Brand Name:
Dr Pepper is a brand of soda, one of the very first of that genre, having been introduced in 1885, predating Coca-Cola by one year (1886).
Submitted by: Cody Finke
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Canadian Idiot"
The Lyrics:
Their stupid Monopoly money
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
Product Brand Name:
Board game Monopoly, Kraft boxed macaroni and cheese, Zamboni (maker of hockey ice polishing vehicles).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Craigslist"
The Lyrics:
You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu...
I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask...
Don't have no Hefty bags, so bring your own
Product Brand Name:
Chevrolet Malibu (car), Speedos (swimsuit brand), Hefty (brand of trash bag).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "First World Problems"
The Lyrics:
so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
Product Brand Name:
Amazon.com, online bookstore and merchandise outlet.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "If That Isn't Love"
The Lyrics:
if you get drunk and pass out i'll never Sharpie up your face
Product Brand Name:
Sharpie (brand of felt tip pen)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Inactive"
The Lyrics:
I'm waking up in Cheeto dust...
I'm sipping Coke from a Solo cup...
My NordicTrack's collecting dust
And my Stairmaster's a pile of rust
Product Brand Name:
Cheetos (cheese-flavored snack), Coke (Coca-Cola carbonated beverage), Solo (brand of plastic cup), NordicTrack / Stairmaster (brands of exercise machines).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "It's All About the Pentiums"
The Lyrics:
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
...
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
Product Brand Name:
Pentium (CPU chip), Commodore 64 (early home computer), Dorito (corn chip), Windows (operating system)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Jackson Park Express"
The Lyrics:
"Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer? ...
And collect deer ticks in a Zip-Loc baggie", Oh yeah...
When you're nauseous, I will give you Pepto-Bismol every hour
Product Brand Name:
Hewlett-Packard (maker of computers/printers), ZipLoc (brand of sealable plastic bags), Pepto-Bismol (brand of upset stomach medication from Procter & Gamble).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Lame Claim to Fame"
The Lyrics:
As Steve Carrell at a Taco Bell
Product Brand Name:
Taco Bell (Taco fast food chain)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "My Own Eyes"
The Lyrics:
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
They took MasterCard
Product Brand Name:
7-Eleven (convenience store chain), MasterCard (brand of credit card).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Ringtone"
The Lyrics:
She smashed my iPhone with a brick
Product Brand Name:
iPhone (smartphone from Apple)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Ringtone"
The Lyrics:
Well,it made my wife so sick she smashed my iPhone with a brick
Product Brand Name:
The iPhone
Submitted by: Flash Flood
Weird Al Yankovic's, "She drives like crazy"
The Lyrics:
You got your license from Cracker Jacks
Product Brand Name:
Cracker Jacks cereal
Submitted by: Flash Flood
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Skipper Dan"
The Lyrics:
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
Product Brand Name:
Rolling Stone (music magazine).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me"
The Lyrics:
with some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
and wacky badly Photoshopped billboard were never that amusing to me
...
and I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
Product Brand Name:
Hallmark (brand of greeting card), Photoshop (Adobe's photo editing software), Neiman Marcus (retail store chain).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Tacky"
The Lyrics:
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs
Product Brand Name:
Ugg (brand of boots), Crocs (brand of clogs)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Trapped in the Drive-Thru"
The Lyrics:
She's says "Olive Garden?", I say nah, I'm not in the mood
There's some idiot in a Volvo with his brights on behind me
So she reaches into her purse and pulls out the American Express
Product Brand Name:
Olive Garden restaurants, Volvo Cars, American Express credit cards
Submitted by: Jay
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Whatever You Like"
The Lyrics:
Like Burger King or Mickey D’s
Yeah You like Top Ramen?
Pork and beans and Minute Rice
Yeah You like my Hyundai?
You want White Castle?
Product Brand Name:
Burger King (fast food chain), Mickey D's (McDonald's fast food chain), Top Ramen (brand of dry ramen noodles), Minute Rice (brand of precooked rice), Hyundai (brand of automobile), White Castle (fast food chain).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube

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