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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Flame Trees," | Flames don't grow on trees. | George Straitjacket |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"That Smell," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel | |
"Can I Buy You A Drink?," Hoobastank | "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel | |
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees | "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel | |
"How Soon Is Now," The Smiths | "Saturday Night," Cold Chisel | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Cheap Wine" | "Singlet & Brown Stubby Shorts" | Aussie Bloke |
"Working Class Man" | "Star Wars Fan" | Steven Cavanagh |
"When The War Is Over" | "When The Lawn Is Clover" | Andy Roper |
"Khe Sanh" | "Coke Can" | The Aussie Ocker |
"Wild Colonial Boy" | "Wild Colonial Boy" | Billy The (Aussie) Kid |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Baby's On Fire | Smoke Alarms | KS4NA |
Saturday Night | Nightclub | KS4NA |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Cheap Wine | Alcoholics Anonymous | Heath |
My Baby | Abortion Clinic | Heath |
Star Hotel | Alcoholics Anonymous | Heath |
Water Into Wine | Catholic Church | Heath |
Flame Trees | National Parks and Wildlife Service | Heath |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Fake Plastic Trees Radiohead | Flame Trees Cold Chisel | Fake Plastic Flame Trees Reasonable facsimiles of REAL flame trees? | George Straitjacket |
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough Michael Jackson | Cheap Wine Cold Chisel | Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough Cheap Wine Consecutive entries in 'Songs with most misheard.' | Sheila Evans |
"Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics: Once I smoked a peppermint cigar
Original Lyrics: Once I smoked a Danneman cigar
| "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics: Once I smoked a peppermint cigar
Original Lyrics: Once I smoked a Danneman cigar.
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"Khe Sahn"
Misheard Lyrics: Cock pumps make me jumpy
Original Lyrics: Car parks make me jumpy
| "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics: Spending every minute of the day before
Watching the ocean, watching the shore Watching some girls, and thinkin' they could never be mine Never be mine, yeah Original Lyrics: Mending every minute of the day before
Watching the ocean, watching the shore Watching the sunrise, and thinkin' there could never be more Never be more, yeah |
There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Khe Sahn"
Misheard Lyrics: Cock pumps make me jumpy
Original Lyrics: Car parks make me jumpy
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Philip pouponneau A mate of mine told me this song was banned in China because of the misheard lyric. I had a great laugh and told him it's a nice story but he was wrong. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Taipan"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If the heat don't get you,taipan will
Six o'clock, the whistle sings CSR is the sugarcane king Why They're Nonsensical: WTF does CSR being 'the sugarcane king' have to do with the rest of the song? It sounds like Don couldn't come up with a line to rhyme with 'sings', so he just wrote something completely vaguely connected with the subject of the song.
Submitted by: No 56279
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"H-Hour Hotel"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Baby you look good to me
You got clothes like nineteen eighty-four Why They're Misrhymed: I laughed out loud the first time I heard this one
Submitted by: Regos the Sane
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"Goodbye Astrid"
The Lyrics: You can drown your days in valium and brandy
Product Brand Name: Valium Prescriptions
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "Taipan"
The Lyrics: CSR is the sugarcane king
Product Brand Name: CSR sugar
Submitted by: No 56279
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There are additional product lyrics available. |
"Khe Sanh"
Opening Lines: I left my heart to the sappers round, Khe Sanh
Comments: Submitted by: Sean Fogarty
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