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Fun Music Information -> Divinyls
This is the most recent information about Divinyls that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Divinyls, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
DivinylsSong Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Siren" | No sirens mentioned in the song, but the parenthetical title "never let you go" is said. - JohnHowarth |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Touch My Elf" | "I Touch Myself" | Ron N. O'Connor |
| "I Punch Myself" | "I Touch Myself" | KooKooDee |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Keep Your Hands To Yourself," The Georgia Satellites | "I Touch Myself," The Divinyls | |
| "Can I Touch You There?," Michael Bolton | "I Touch Myself," The Divinyls | |
| "Are You Lonesome Tonight?," Elvis Presley | "I Touch Myself," The Divinyls | |
| "Touch Me In The Morning," Diana Ross | "I Touch Myself," The Divinyls | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Pleasure And Pin" originally "Pleasure And Pain"
Wanda Ruppendown
"Pleasure And Pan" originally "Pleasure And Pain"
Wanda Ruppendown
"I Ouch Myself" originally "I Touch Myself"
Makes this song even more interesting.
mandylee
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Pleasure And Spain" originally "Pleasure And Pain"
Bob
"Pleasure And Paint" originally "Pleasure And Pain"
FussBudget
Change a Letter:
"I Vouch Myself" originally "I Touch Myself"
So do you exist, or what?
Lindsey
"I Torch Myself" originally "I Touch Myself"
mandylee
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I Touch Myself" | "(When I Think About Ants) I Scratch Myself"" | guart milkster |
| "I Touch Myself" | "(When I Think About Ants) I Scratch Myself" | Annie Gardener |
| "I Touch Myself" | ""They Can F**k Themselves"" | eeL deaL |
| "Heart Of Steel" | "Art Of The Steal" | eel deal |
| "I Touch Myself" | "I Scratch Myself" | annie gardner |
| "I Touch Myself" | "I Stuffed My Shelf" | Matthias |
| "I Touch Myself" | "I Suck At Stealth" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Boys in Town" | "Toys I Want" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "I Touch Myself" | "I Sued Myself" | Amanda |
| "I Touch Myself" | "That Dutch Guy, Relf" | Kristof Robertson |
There are additional Divinyls song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Touch Myself | Any Christian Association | Lance Afgan |
| I Touch Myself | 1-900 Sex Line | Larcen Tyler |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Think I'm Gonna Kill Myself Buddy Knox | I Touch Myself The Divinyls | I Think I'm Gonna Touch Myself | Ariane |
| I Want To Touch You Catherine Wheel | I Touch Myself The Divinyls | I Want To Touch Myself | Peter |
| Til I Am Myself Again Blue Rodeo | I Touch Myself The Divinyls | Til I Touch Myself Again | Peter |
| I Can't Remember / The Reason Alice in Chains / Hoobastank | I Touch Myself The Divinyls | I Can't Remember the Reason I Touch Myself Sounds like a problem! | Josh |
| There are additional Divinyls duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
The Divinyl Comedies
The Divine Comedy combined with The Divinyls
Submitted By: David
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics: I want you, Delilah
Original Lyrics: I want you to remind me
| "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't bum anybody else
Original Lyrics: I don't want anybody else
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"I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics: I want you to rewind it
Original Lyrics: I want you to remind me
| "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics: A few could see
Original Lyrics: A fool could see
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| There are additional Divinyls misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics: If you could see
Original Lyrics: A fool could see
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke Kind of sounded like that hearing this song. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"I Touch Myself"
Better Lyrics:
I don't want your COVID-19
When I think about it, I don't touch myself
When I think about it, I don't touch myself
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
When I think about you, I touch myself
Submitted by: I Hate Coronavirus
"I Touch Myself"
Better Lyrics:
When I hear that damn song I run away
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you I touch myself
Submitted by: Amanda
"I Touch Myself"
Better Lyrics:
I won't stop wearing shoddy pearls
When I think I look cool
I hug myself
When I think I look cool
I hug myself
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
When I think about you
I touch myself
Submitted by: Magic Pudding
Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"I Touch Myself"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I don't want anybody else,
When I think about you I touch myself Oh oh I don't want anybody else, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no Why They're Inappropriate: She's obviously talking about masturbating, while thinking about intimacy and romance.
Submitted by: David Pratter
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"I Touch Myself"
The Dirty Lyrics: I don't want anybody else,
When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else, Oh no, oh no, oh no! Why They're Dirty: Obviously it's talking about masturbating, she's rubbing her clitoris fantasizing about sex.
Submitted by: David Pratter
| "I touch myself"
The Dirty Lyrics: i want you above me
when i think about you i touch myself Why They're Dirty: I first listened to this song in a TV commertial... The title of the song itself is a reason to be in this site, and, well the lyrics talk for themselves
Submitted by: Steffi
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"The Di-VINE-ulz
Submitted by: Celeste
Song Title Space Change:
"It Ouch Myself" originally "I Touch Myself"
New title turns it into an anti-masturbation song.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
This Vinyl, Ed Submitted by: Winter Pepper
Tins Held Ivy Submitted by: Ralph
In Thy Devils Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
The Vinyl Ids Submitted by: Julie
Song Title Anagrams:
"Touch Film? Yes!" originally "I Touch Myself"
...with special tools/gloves, however
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Hit Clumsy Foe" originally "I Touch Myself"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Pleasure In Panda" originally "Pleasure And Pain"
Submitted by: Laura Wilkins
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"My, Such Tie, Elf" originally "I Touch Myself"
Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr
"Sigh "Much Tie," Elf" originally "I Touch Myself"
Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr
"Sigh "Touch My Elf"" originally "I Touch Myself"
Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr
"I Much Tie Self" originally "I Touch Myself"
Submitted by: Alice Spoonerism
Band Name Spoonerisms:
The Vine Idols originally "The Divinyls"
Submitted by: Angela Sleepyhorse
The Vid Dine-Alls originally "The Divinyls"
Submitted by: Rocky
