Green hamelettes and eggs likes Sam
Hamelettes and eggs likes Sam-I-am
If they’re vert-ied friend’s a little bit sore
Thinks they’re scary - leafy tinted stores
Tho’ every one was so edibly (readily)
He’d rather have a ruddy-colored ham (not Sam!)
He’d reject all food dyed olive-y
Cuisine-ry debate with Sam

“Get a hearse – taste is perverse!”

Green hamelettes and eggs likes Sam
Hamelettes and eggs likes Sam-I-am
Friend’s contrary - wants none hither or there
Nixt in car, tree, hous-es - trains would dare
To savor one of these greenery (omeletties)
He wouldn't dare to swallow shaded ham (no man!)
He does hate cuisines chromatic-y
Edibles of jade he bans

Green hamelettes and eggs likes Sam
Hamelettes and eggs likes Sam-I-am
He them offered to his buddy in lore
Who unwav’ring claimed to them abhor
Tho’ never once did appraisery (fare o’ green)
He wouldn't have a dinner portion limed (ill timed)
Till did taste green ham and eggeries
Then he did agree with Sam!

Hey! These yummers fine!
Hammeries (Ovumies)
Om’letties (Jambony)
Hamelettes and eggs - friend Sam, “Hot damn!”
Hamelettes and eggs I’ll have!

(Bleh!)