There's some kind of stall all across the road tonight
All across the road you can hear the sounds of p*** off drivers
I go back to sleep
Bumpers and tail lights and nothing else is in sight
No actually I took out my journal these ideas I write

I'm thinking very carefully
To pace this right and to keep it funny
I'm using my knee
A dim light I try to hold near
While stuck sitting flat on my rear
I am a true parody writer

There's some kind of stall all across the road tonight
All across the road you can hear the sounds of p*** off drivers

Honk- honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk
Honk- honk-honk-you-d***-look-y-loos
Just- move- it- you-a**-or-if-you-must-look
Get- off- the- d*** -road

I'm thinking very carefully
To fill out the words you know what I mean?
Not easy as seems
The only sounds that you can hear
Are vehicle horns in your ear
Honk F U you might see a finger

There's some kind of stall all across the road tonight
All across the road the traffic is slowed beyond the Grapevine
D***, they're holding' up loads
Get, your a** off road
S***