-> "Sitting Up Here in My Attic**"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Shanghai Noodle Factory"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Sitting Up Here in My Attic**"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			{Brief instrumental intro}
Sitting up here in my attic 
Place where I once used to live 
Hope that help is coming 
Water covers up the floor 
Now it's up above the door 
Rising, not receding 
Attic starts to bake 
How long can I last without fresh water? 
it's so hot here
From the water beneath 
think I see rising steam 
{Brief instrumental}
Standing up now on a rafter 
Water now above my feet 
Soaked shoes; tightened leather 
Would be nice if they were dry 
dehydration clouds my mind 
Thinking isn't measured 
How long will it take? 
Don't think I can stay up here much longer 
House is now a lake 
If I were a fish I might belong here 
But now I fear 
That I won't be rescued 
in that case, well, I am screwed 
{Instrumental break}
{sung lightly during break}
(Screwed - yes I'm screwed - surely screwed - yes, I'm screwed)
Stuck up here, I'm getting frantic 
What will now become of me?
When will help be coming? (FEMA; out there bumbling)
Sure hope help is coming (Managed by some dummy)
Hungry; stomach rumbling (Ineptness; mind-numbing)
Frightened; now I'm wond'ring (Poor folks; are they shunning?)
What if.....
{Start of long instrumental break}
{Spoken} (What if no one's coming?)
{Sung lightly}
(What if no one's coming?)
(Hungry; my stomach's rumbling)
(Sure hope help is coming)
(Frightened and now I'm wondering)
(When will help be coming?)
(Hope FEMA is not bumbling)
(Don't think help is coming)
(Frightened; I sure am wondering)
 Frightened; now I quake 
Think I saw a snake 'bout eight feet long here 
Shiver and I shake 
Wonder; will the rescue team arrive here? 
One thing is clear 
If they don't find me soon 
This place will be my tomb 
{Brief instrumentals to end}
{sing during final instrumental part}
(My Tomb - 'cause I'm Doomed, it's my Tomb)
(Doomed)
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