Song Parodies -> "Jets"

Original Song Title:

"Jet"

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Original Performer:

"Jets"

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The Lyrics

Jets are the only team in US pro sports to not have a playoff appearance in 14 years.

Jets, you sure have stunk for 14 long seasons
No playoffs, few wins and just constant, and sad, losing ruin
And Jets, you make The Meadowlands as lonely as the moon

Jets, boo
Jets, boo

Jets, it is high time to not diss New Jersey
Get Jersey in your name and maybe then you will start to zoom
Yes, Jets, show pride in where you play home games and do it soon

Jets, boo
Jets, boo

Joe Namath, it's been downhill since you're guarantee
Jets are famous for underperforming every year
They're famous for being lame ass

boo, fans say
Fans boo Jets

Yes, Jets, it seems the playoffs are forever far from you

Jets, boo
Jets, boo

Joe Namath, it's been downhill since you're guarantee
Jets are famous for underperforming every year
They're famous for being lame ass

Boo, fans say

Jets, adding Aaron Rodgers got you few victories
Sam Donald to Vikings has them flying high in the sky
And Jets, it seems your moves have all been cursed by one's voodoo

Jets, boo
Jets, boo

Yes, Jets, for you the Superbowl is as far off as the sky

Jets, boo
They're loser ladies
Gang Green is sad, yeah

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Jersey Jerry - January 03, 2025 - Report this comment

Jersey Jets does look and sound better than New York Jets.

Woody Hater - January 04, 2025 - Report this comment

Big boo to Jets owner Woody Johnson for having donated to the upcoming felonious presidunce.

Max Power - January 04, 2025 - Report this comment

I get the feeling the only reason why the Jets won SB III was because they made a deal with Satan, hence the misfortune and incompetence that follows to this day.

Zen Adam B. - January 12, 2025 - Report this comment

Football is just a cryptofascist metaphor for nuclear war ;-p

CML - January 13, 2025 - Report this comment

Looked like a game played in hell to me. I actually watched it as a 12 year old. Baltimore Colts played awful. I don't know how they managed a 13-1 record. They weren't that good; their talent level on offense was awful. And the psychology pressing on the Colts minds sucked. They weren't simply to win, they were supposed to destroy the AFL champion. Anything else would be a disgrace. And they broke under the pressure

Max Power - January 16, 2025 - Report this comment

Plus the hype of the Colts being one of the greatest at the time doesn't help. As a result that game led to Namath's HOF induction.

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