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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Floating In Salt Lake | Walking In LA | Missing Persons | |
| Whole Lotta Clickin' Goin' On | Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
| Legalize Them | Legalize It | Peter Tosh | |
| Please Shut Down Gitmo | Guantanamera | The Sand Pipers | |
| Mellow Fellows | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | |
| Crock Of Ages | Rock Of Ages | Def Leppard | |
| The Teacher With The Student In Her Eyes | The Man With The Child In His Eyes | Kate Bush | |
| The First Cut Is The Deepest | The First Cut Is The Deepest | Cat Stevens | |
| Booby Tuesday | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | |
| Oily Wings | Broken Wings | Mr. Mister | |
| Cold McDonald's | Old McDonald | Traditional | |
| Euthanasia | Aja | Steely Dan | |
| Killing Us Slowly (With Their Drugs) | Killing Me Softly (With His Song) | Roberta Flack | |
| War Makes Them Rich Men | Baby You're A Rich Man | Beatles | |
| Pals Of Palestine | Put Your Hand In The Hand | Ocean | |
| Apartheid IsReal | Apartheid Is Nazism | Alpha Blondy | |
| Shut Down Diablo | Please Shut Down Gitmo | Eel Deal | |
| Obama Killed Osama | I Shot The Sheriff | Bob Marley | |
| Chas Is Now A Man (Chas Is Now Chaz) | I Wanna Be Your Man | Beatles & Stones | |
| Stop The Bullies | Wooly Bully | Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs | |
| Meat Is Barbaric | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | |
| TubTrumping | Tubthumping | Chumbawampa | |
| Dump Trump! | Jump! | Van Halen | |
| $ociaList Rock | Socialistic Rock N Roll | Felix Catte | |
| Ted Cruz | Cruisin' | Smokey Robinson | |
| duh Biden Nation | My Generation | The Who | |
| You Aborted My Baby | (You're) Having My Baby | Paul Anka | |
| White Silence Is Violence | The Sound Of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Mask-Free Guys | Ask Me Why | Beatles | |
| Imagine No Weapons | Imagine | John Lennon | |
| 3 Out Of 3 Is Rad | Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad | Meat Loaf | |
| Covid | Cupid | Sam Cooke | |
| FOX Is Shady | Foxy Lady | Jimi Hendrix | |
| Big Lie | Big Love | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Trumpalaya | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
| Give Violent Transfer A Chance | Give Peace A Chance | John Lennon | |
| Wake Up The GOP | Wake Up, Little Susie | The Everly Brothers | |
| Break Up The G-O-P | Wake Up, Little Susie | The Everly Brothers | |
| Putin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| WW3? | Russians | Sting | |
| Conald Grump Eats Fetus | Magic Bus | The Who | |
| Donnie | Denise | Randy & The Rainbows | |
| Conald | Donna | Ritchie Valens | |
| Greedy Is That FOX | Hungry Like The Wolf | Duran Duran | |
| 45's Still Jive Talkin' | Jive Talkin' | Bee Gees | |
| They Worship Guns | Love Gun | Kiss | |
| Try To Avoid Getting Shot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| Too Many Folks Have Guns | Janie's Got A Gun | Aerosmith | |
| I Don't Wanna Get Shot, Ma | I Don't Wanna Be A Soldier, Mama | John Lennon | |
| b45ket c4se | Basket Case | Green Day | |
| Stressed Due To Long Guns | Happiness Is A Warm Gun | Beatles | |
| Rudy Tried To Sell Pardons | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | |
| Hell-like AR-15 Spirit | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | |
| Guns That Shoot Stars | Come As You Are | Nirvana | |
| Aborting Some Bad Hombre Embryos | For He's A Jolly Good Fellow | Trae Ditional | |
| Too Many Bullets | Shotgun | Soccer Mommy | |
| Free From The Material World | Rockin' In The Free World | Neil Young | |
| Free From The Material World | Rockin' In The Free World | Neil Young | |
| Simply The Worst | Simply The Best | Tina Turner | |
| Icky Trump | Icky Thump | The White Stripes | |
| Shot For Teacher | Hot For Teacher | Van Halen | |
| No Abortions In Ohio | Ohio | Crosby, Stills, Nash (& Young) | |
| GOP Jesus | Personal Jesus | Depeche Mode | |
| Spock Melds With You | I Melt With You | Modern English | |
| 1 Is An Unfair Vote 4 A Good Parody | One | Three Dog Night | |
| Woke Won't Be Slaughtered | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | |
| Gay Or Straight | Black Or White | Michael Jackson | |
| Russia, Russia | Rush, Rush | Paula Abdul | |
| Love Their Coup | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| Dealbreakers | Heartbreaker | Rolling Stones | |
| Stop Drag Shows In Your Town | Stop Draggin' My Heart Around | Stevie Nicks | |
| Uganda Rats | You Can't Do That | Beatles | |
| Guilty | Guilty | Barbra Streisand | |
| Shot Kids In Towns | New Kid in Town | Eagles | |
| Don't Fear the Queers | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | |
| Hey Judy | Hey Jude | Beatles | |
| Tyrants In Love | A Woman In Love | Tom Petty | |
| Crack Or Ice | Black Or White | Michael Jackson | |
| Art Of The Steal | Heart Of Steel | The Divinyls | |
| Orange | Yellow | Coldplay | |
| Fired! | Fire | Pointer Sisters | |
| Trashing Conald Is Fun | Girls Just Want To Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | |
| Faulty Submarine | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
| Prigozhin Screamed For Frickin' Ammunition | Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition | The Merry Macs | |
| Putin Hates Ukraine Folks | I Love Rock And Roll | Joan Jett | |
| Ukes Not Nukes | Uptown Funk | Mark Ronson | |
| Hunter Biden | Casey Jones | Grateful Dead | |
| Heaps Of Them | Two Of Us | Beatles | |
| Grump's Midnight Confessions | Midnight Confessions | Grass Roots | |
| Gay-bow Connection | Rainbow Connection | Kermit The Frog | |
| The Right Plants Cocaine | Snortin' Whiskey | Pat Travers | |
| False Enough | Strong Enough | Sheryl Crow | |
| Big Lies | Little Lies | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Truthicide Trump | Suicide Chump | Frank Zappa | |
| A Nut Hammered Nancy's Partner In San Francisco | I Left My Heart In San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| No 1 Compares 2 Sinead | Nothing Compares 2 U | Sinead O'Connor | |
| Amazed | Maybe I'm Amazed | Paul McCartneyy | |
| Indictment #3 | Mistake No. 3 | Culture Club | |
| Chumps Who Love Grump | The One I Love | R.E.M. | |
| "Slavery Was Good" | Brown Sugar | Rolling Stones | |
| True $uckers $end $lump Their $ | You Never Give Me Your Money | Beatles | |
| White Rabid | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Can't Get Enough Dumps On Drumpf | Can't Get Enough | Bad Company | |
| Lahaina Burned Down | Lahaina Luna | Connie Francis | |
| Straight Shooter | Sex Shooter | Apollonia 6 | |
| Dogs Only Know | God Only Knows | Beach Boys | |
| I Know I Hate Him | Don't Know Much | Aaron Neville | |
| Deceit Goes On | The Beat Goes On | Sonny & Cher | |
| M.A.G.A. | Y.M.C.A. | Village People | |
| Daft Breed | Half Breed | Cher | |
| Party So Right | Love So Right | Bee Gees | |
| Mug Shot | Big Shot | Billy Joel | |
| 1135809/Donny | 867-5309/Jenny | Tommy Tutone | |
| Freaked Out By Frump's Mugshot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| RICO | Biko | Peter Gabriel | |
| Belt A Don | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | |
| Fired! | Fire | Pointer Sisters | |
| Heaven Is A Welfare State | Heaven is A Place On Earth | Belinda Carlisle | |
| Dumbing Down | Coming Down | Dum Dum Girls | |
| I Will Hate Dump Tomorrow | Will You Love Me Tomorrow | The Shirelles | |
| In His Eyes | In Your Eyes | Peter Gabriel | |
| Man That Dude's Despicable | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | |
| Ticket To Sin | Ticket To Ride | Beatles | |
| Ticket To Lie | Ticket To Ride | Beatles | |
| Allah | Anna | Beatles | |
| Got Circumcision | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Creepy Palestine | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | |
| Slime Is 45 | Time Is On My Side | Rolling Stones | |
| Legal Inferno | Disco Inferno | The Trammps | |
| Palestine | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
| Semite 2 Semite | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | |
| Blump's A Bully | Wooly Bully | Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs | |
| Lumpy Lumpy | Louie Louie | Richard Berry | |
| Hang On Slumpy | Hang On Sloopy | The McCoys | |
| Gag Doll | Rag Doll | Four Seasons | |
| Sick Shooters | Sex Shooter | Apollonia 6 | |
| Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On | Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
| Ghoul Busters! | Ghostbusters! | Ray Parker Jr. | |
| Only The Mob Pleads The 5th | It's Only Rock 'n Roll | Rolling Stones | |
| Step Down Joey? | Lay Down Sally | Eric Clapton | |
| Trumpin' Track Trash | Jumpin' Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | |
| Lock Him Up | Start Me Up | Rolling Stones | |
| Still Waiting 4 Mexico 2 Pay 4 The Wall | Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | |
| Burn Burn Burn (You Hamas Fiends) | Turn Turn Turn | The Byrds | |
| Gaza Rubble | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
| Sold Dumb Slumpsters... | Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End | Beatles | |
| Creep Sleaze Freaks | Please Please Me | Beatles | |
| Lech He Is | Yes It Is | Beatles | |
| Conald Paid Off Storm | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | |
| Bye Bye, George | Bye Bye Love | The Everly Brothers | |
| "They Can F**k Themselves" | I Touch Myself | The Divinyls | |
| Elon Restored Jones | Me & Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | |
| Pot Is Still In Snoop's Life | Got To Get You Into My Life | Beatles | |
| Meat's Shitty | Meat City | John Lennon | |
| Sadist Action | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| 91 Counts | 96 Tears | ? & The Mysterians | |
| You're A Loser | I'm A Loser | Beatles | |
| Dump Is A Damned Devil | Runnin' With The Devil | Van Halen | |
| I Want You To Hate Him | I Want You To Want Me | Cheap Trick | |
| I'll Need To Be Sedated | I Wanna Be Sedated | Ramones | |
| Election Rigging | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | |
| Maga People | Only People | John Lennon | |
| Stop Rimming Rump, You Scums | Stop! In The Name Of Love | The Supremes | |
| Full Immunity | Just You 'N Me | Chicago | |
| Heil, Bologna | My Sharona | The Knack | |
| Fight That Liar | Light My Fire | The Doors | |
| A Whiter Nation Is Their Grail | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | |
| Border Whine | Borderline | Madonna | |
| Hate Those Phonies | Dig A Phony | Beatles | |
| Joe's Gonna Knock Dump Out | Mama Said Knock You Out | LL Cool J | |
| Never, My Libs | Never, My Love | The Association | |
| She's His Type | He's So Fine | The Chiffons | |
| L4Nd5LiDe | Landslide | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Pennsylvania MagaT | Pennsylvania Polka | The Andrews Sisters | |
| Shake Rump Off | Shake It Off | Taylor Swift | |
| Bl45phemous Rumors | Blasphemous Rumours | Depeche Mode | |
| They Can't Be Serious | Let's Get Serious | Jermaine Jackson | |
| Hit That Moke, Jack | Hit The Road Jack | Ray Charles | |
| Devil In His Heart | Devil In Her Heart | Beatles | |
| Closer To His Farts | Closer To The Heart | Rush | |
| All I Want Is Truth | All I Want | Abra Moore | |
| Twump Is Twisted | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
| Dazed & CONfuzed | Dazed And Confused | Led Zeppelin | |
| It's My Parody | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | |
| Round Hog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | |
| Roll Over, Ron Raygun | Roll Over Beethoven | Chuck Berry | |
| He Lies Too Much | You Talk Too Much | Joe Jones | |
| That Zion Creeps Tonight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | |
| To Dump With Hate | To Sir With Love | LuLu | |
| Rudy Is Despised | Judy In Disguise | John Fred & His Playboy Band | |
| The Lyin' Creep's A Blight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | |
| It's So Easy (To Mock That Schmuck) | It's So Easy | Linda Ronstadt | |
| Roevember Rain | November Rain | Guns N' Roses | |
| Help Dump If You Can | Help! | Beatles | |
| Get Out Of Grump's Crowd | Get Off My Cloud | Rolling Stones | |
| Chump's Cheatin' Heart | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams | |
| Hexy Haiti | Sexy Sadie | Beatles | |
| Drumpf (Go Away) | Dawn (Go Away) | Four Seasons | |
| Funny Hate Songs | Silly Love Songs | Wings | |
| Wo Rump, Wo Rump | Woman, Woman | Gary Puckett & The Union Gap | |
| 3 Times A MagaT | Threee Times A Lady | Commodores | |
| Rape Dream Deceiver | Daydream Believer | Monkees | |
| No 1 Was Worse Than U | Nothing Compares 2 U | Sinead O'Connor | |
| MagaT Maze | Maggie May | Rod Stewart | |
| Falling In Love WIth Un | Can't Help Falling In Love | Elvis Presley | |
| A World Ruled By Rump | A World Without Love | Peter & Gordon | |
| Fight The Far Right (With Parodies!) | Fight For Your Right (To Party!) | Beastie Boys | |
| Joe All The Way | Go All The Way | Raspberries | |
| Dirty Magats | Maggie Mae | Beatles | |
| Roe Your Votes | Row Your Boat | Traditional | |
| Fappy Together | Happy Together | Turtles | |
| MassaBLUEsetts | Massachusetts | Bee Gees | |
| Jesus Hates Donny | Jesus Loves Me | Traditional | |
| Mr. Hump Does Want To Do His Daughter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| Demongelicals | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
| He'll Countersue | Runaround Sue | Dion | |
| Star On Amiright | Rock And Roll All Nite | Kiss | |
| Arizona (1864) | Arizona | Mark Lindsay | |
| Kathy Held Up His Head | Goin' Out Of My Head | Little Anthony & The Imperials | |
| OJ Simpson's Dead | My Mummy's Dead | John Lennon | |
| God Bless The Blue S.A. | God Bless The U.S.A. | Lee Greenwood | |
| Crook Always Stealing | Hooked On A Feeling | Blue Swede | |
| Robby, Don't Be A Spoiler | Rikki Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
| Con Man Chameleon | Karma Chameleon | Culture Club | |
| Don't Even Speak His Name | Where The Streets Have No Name | U2 | |
| Grump's Guilty | Not Guilty | Beatles | |
| Penitentiary | Come Go With Me | Del-Vikings | |
| The Look Of Loser | The Look Of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
| Cricket | Shannon | Henry Gross | |
| Aim Massive Shame | Ain't That A Shame | Cheap Trick | |
| Bliss Is A Blue Nation | Crystal Blue Persuasion | Tommy James & The Shondells | |
| Friends Of Grump | The Cisco Kid | War | |
| It's Not Unusual | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
| Brown Nose Turds | Brown Eyed Girl | Van Morrison | |
| Dummy With The Red Hat | Devil With The Blue Dress | Shorty Long | |
| Agent Orange Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Green-Light Blue | Midnight Blue | Lou Gramm | |
| You Ain't Black | Back In Black | AC/DC | |
| More Blue On The Hill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | |
| Everything | Something | Beatles | |
| Rescindy | Windy | The Association | |
| Court Delays | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
| Grump's So Immature | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| Reich Ye Gently | Rock Me Gently | Andy Kim | |
| Another eeL deaL Despises Conald Grump Song | Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song | BJ Thomas | |
| Please Be Real | Got To Be Real | Cheryl Lynn | |
| Slump In Court Sleeping | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | |
| Reich Around The Clock | Rock Around The Clock | Bill Haley & His Comets | |
| Go On And Scold Scump's Band | I Want To Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
| Sing That Country Music | Play That Funky Music | Wild Cherry | |
| B3 K1nd 2 F4gs | Kind Of A Drag | The Buckinghams | |
| Masturbate With A Condom On | Celebration | Kool & The Gang | |
| Don't Make A Felon President | I'll Never Fall In Love Again | Dionne Warwick | |
| Felon For President | Falling In Love Again | Marlene Dietrich | |
| Adore A Felon | More Than A Feeling | Boston | |
| 45's A Felon | I've Got A Feeling | Beatles | |
| Crazy Felons Can Run To Be President | Fallin' In Love | Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds | |
| Project 2025 | In The Year 2525 | Zager & Evans | |
| Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out | Mama Said Knock You Out | LL Cool J | |
| Don Old | Heart Of Gold | Neil Young | |
| She Has Already Won | Already Gone | Eagles | |
| Where Have Republicans Gone? | Where Have All The Flowers Gone? | Kingston Trio | |
| Cats | Jet | Paul McCartney | |
| Joyful Warriors | The Warrior | Scandal | |
| Putin's Fumin' | Tutti Frutti | Little Richard | |
| Don't Get Fleeced By Vance | Give Peace A Chance | John Lennon | |
| Isn't Vance A Creep? | Take A Chance On Me | ABBA | |
| Weirdos | Heroes | David Bowie | |
| Reindicted | Reunited | Peaches & Herb | |
| Mr. Poo Separated Our Lives | You Decorated My Life | Kenny Rogers | |
| Stop Using Their Sounds | For What It's Worth | Buffalo Springfield | |
| He's The Scum That Slime Wants | You're The One That I Want | John Travolta & Olivia Newton John | |
| Musk Is Moving X To Texas | All My Ex's Live In Texas | George Strait | |
| Old Jerk Boy | Soldier Boy | The Shirelles | |
| Kim Said Make Dogs Chow | Who Let The Dogs Out | Baha Men | |
| Rump's Insane | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
| Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows | How Much Is That Doggie In The Window? | Patti Page | |
| Rump Will Lose Carolina | Carolina In My Mind | James Taylor | |
| Fed Bull, Fed Bull | Rebel Rebel | David Bowie | |
| Brain Worm | Glow Worm | Mills Brothers | |
| The Winner's Harris-Walz | The Winner Takes It All | ABBA | |
| Insufferably Dumb | Comfortably Numb | Pink Floyd | |
| Dems Can Control The Weather | Plush | Stone Temple Pilots | |
| Dems Rule Weather | Come Together | Beatles | |
| Rump's No Good | You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | |
| Reich With You | Rock With You | Michael Jackson | |
| Instant Kamala! | Instant Karma! | John Lennon | |
| Ramble Don | Ramble On | Led Zeppelin | |
| Con Goes On | On And On | Stephen Bishop | |
| If You Can’t Choose | Arthur's Theme | Christopher Cross | |
| Kamala | Layla | Derek And The Dominos | |
| Still Their Scum | Still The One | Orleans | |
| Force Every Fetus | Climb Ev'ry Mountain | Shirley Bassey | |
| Drumpf Is America | America | Neil Diamond | |
| Girls Just Want To Have Rights | Girls Just Want To Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | |
| Christ Was A Refugee | Refugee | Tom Petty | |
| Trans On The Run | Band On The Run | Paul McCartney | |
| Gaslight | Limelight | Rush | |
| Plucks On His Fiddle For Fools | Stuck In The Middle With You | Stealers Wheel | |
| I'm Allergic To Dust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | |
| Panama Canal | Panama | Van Halen | |
| Jets | Jet | Paul McCartney | |
| Orange Ray Way | Blue Jay Way | Beatles | |
| Creepy Days Are Here Again | Happy Days Are Here Again | Barbra Streisand | |
| Eel's Songs Are Made To Sting Scump | These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
| They Follow The Scum | I'll Follow The Sun | Beatles | |
| Vile Guy, Way Cray (He Makes Libs Blue) | My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) | Neil Young | |
| We've Lost The War 'Gainst Guns | We've Only Just Begun | Carpenters | |
| This Is Wrong, An Awful Show | Just A Song Before I Go | Crosby Stills & Nash | |
| The Shame Game | The Name Game | Shirley Ellis | |
| Way Crazy Days | Lay Lady Lay | Bob Dylan | |
| Rig It | Dig It | Beatles | |
| Back With The Crazed Gang | Back On The Chain Gang | Pretenders | |
| F'd Up Man | Lucky Man | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | |
| Fascists Will Lose | All You Fascists | Billy Bragg & Wilco | |
| Did Scump Really Win A 2nd Term? | Is She Really Going Out With Him? | Joe Jackson | |
| Snake Creeps Heil | Make Me Smile | Chicago | |
| MAGAts Are So Stupid | Somethin' Stupid | Frank Sinatra & Nancy Sinatra |