These are randomly arranged.
January 2, 2002 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
|---|---|
| "Power of Old Man's Mine," William Tong | "Auld Lang Syne," Traditional |
| "Shred The Constitution," Alvin Dover | "Ball Of Confusion," The Temptations |
| "Lament For The Ants," Miles | "Blowin' In The Wind," Bob Dylan |
| "Pie Pie Pie," Angelica Brasher | "Bye Bye Bye," N'Sync |
| "Fugitive," cat_spasms | "Caramel(non-remix)," City High |
| "Osama's Gone To The Moon," Alvin Dover | "Everyone's Gone To The Moon," Jonathan King |
| "How Gullible you are," Jim A | "How Wonderful You Are," Gordon Haskell |
| "I'm Only Pretty When You're Drunk," My name is Kenny | "Only Happy When It Rains," Garbage |
| "Dirty Kids," JOJOMACK | "Pop," N'sync |
| "Rocker (The Pitcher We Love To Hate)," Jonathan C. | "Pressure," Billy Joel |
| "Secret Police Running Our Homeland," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong | "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," The Beatles |
| "Out," Alvin Dover | "Shout," Tears For Fears |
| "Stranded Phil, Sitting Still," Beverly Hillbillie | "Standing Still," Jewel |
| "Stupid Bush Kid," Alvin Dover | "Stupid Cupid," Connie Francis |
| "Oh, W.," William Tong | "Suzy Q," Creedence Clearwater Revival |
| "This One's For Al-queda," Malcolm Higgins | "Sweet Home Alabama," Lynrd Skynrd |
| "30-Something Local Radio DJ," Jim A | "Teenage Dirtbag," Wheatus |
| "Terrorists United In Al Qaeda," Miles | "WKRP In Cincinnati," Tom Wells |
| "Where's The Victories, (Mike) Davis?," Jonathan C. | "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?," R.E.M. |
January 7, 2002 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "TV," Captain Cleghorn | "America," Neil Diamond |
| "Bin Laden," Jim A | "Babylon," David Gray |
| "Jani Lane's Lament," Devil Girl And Metallica Boy | "Cherry Pie," Warrant |
| "Falling (Down The Stairs)," Joe Kaiser | "Crawling," Linkin Park |
| "Chad," Jim A | "Crush," Jennifer Paige |
| "Disobedience," Phil Alexander | "Disobedience," A.A.Milne |
| "Don't Feed Me Cats," Chandra | "Don't Treat Me Bad," Firehouse |
| "Police Lah-Dee Dah," Ms Yolanda | "Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano |
| "Hanging On The Clothsline," Davedaman | "Hanging By A Moment," Lifehouse |
| "Trent's A Cash Whore," Reverend J. | "Head Like A Hole," Nine Inch Nails |
| "Here Comes Osama (alt lyric)," Miles | "Here Comes The Sun," The Beatles |
| "I Have Survived," HPFan5000 | "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor |
| "I Still Hate The Yankees," Captain Cleghorn | "I've Never Been To Me," Charlene |
| "My Spam Will Go On," sycoceramic | "My Heart Will Go On," Celine Dion |
| "Ooops!...i Took Pot Again," cat_spasms | "Ooops!...i Did It Again," Britney Speares |
| "Bowled Down," David Groves | "Right Now," Van Halen |
| "Heroin," Lil'Pussy | "Sailing," 'N Sync |
| "Smells Like Sweaty Musicians In A Small Room," Jim A | "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana |
| "Zwooba Man," Jared | "Superman," Five For Fighting |
| "Those Shoes (Osama)," Larsen Sharp | "Those Shoes," The Eagles |
| "Whatever, Whatever(Boo Britney Spears))," cat_spasms | "Whenever, Wherever," Shakira |
| "Britney," Captain Cleghorn | "Windy," Association |
January 10, 2002 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Poop is Smelly," Betsy | "Aliens Exist," Blink-182 |
| "Star Wars," Joe Kaiser | "All Star," Smash Mouth |
| "Brainless," Nathalie Eileen Williams | "Breathless," The Corrs |
| "Chop Gannon (Zelda Theme)," Peter | "Chop Suey," System of a Down |
| "Dare To Go Swimming," wdh | "Dare To Be Stupid," Weird Al Yankovic |
| "Dirty Undies," Number Six | "Dirty Laundry," Don Henley |
| "Cancelled TV Hit," xander999 | "Fat Lip," Sum41 |
| "Ramadan Song," Taylor Douglas | "Hannukah Song," Adam Sandler |
| "Weight Watchers," Lindsay Tobin | "Hero," Enrique Iglesias |
| "Lived Off His Name," William Tong | "I Got A Name," Jim Croce |
| "Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay," Mike Boy Slim | "I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys |
| "Internet Love Song," My name is Kenny | "Interstate Love Song," Stone Temple Pilots |
| "Wasn't Me," Jo | "It Wasn't Me," Shaggy |
| "It's Tenchi," Becca | "It's Tricky," Run DMC |
| "Jihad Fighting," Uto_fish | "Kung Fu Fighting," Carl Douglas |
| "Mo Fat.......," Brian V. | "Mo Money, Mo Problems," Puffy Daddy, Nas, B.I.G. |
| "One Step Closer (to the Fridge)," Chef Boi-Yar-(Aries) Chic | "One Step Closer," Linkin Park |
| "Platform Game Writer," 'Ed' Davis | "Paperback Writer," The Beatles |
| "Montana Song," The Pope | "Prison Song," System Of A Down!! |
| "Not Over My Dead Body, Said Shrub," William Tong | "Somebody To Love," Jefferson Airplane |
| "Icecream (slim when your winning)," Jo | "Supreme," Robbie Williams |
| "Osama, Let's Call You Dead Meat," Ken Caldreo | "The Wind Beneath My Wind," Bette Midler |
| "A Crime To Have Bush At The Throttle," William Tong | "Time In A Bottle," Jim Croce |
| "Ken Lay," William Tong | "Today," New Christy Minstrels |
| "SaddamThumping," adam henderson | "Tubthumping," Chumbawumba |
| "The Right Wing Czar and His Veep," William Tong | "While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles |
| "Parody," xander999 | "Who We Be," DMX |
January 13, 2002 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "About Me (again)," Jim A | "About You," Teenage Fanclub |
| "High," Bongetello | "Alive," P.O.D. |
| "Bad Magician," S.T.G. | "Bad Religion," Godsmack |
| "Can't Get You Out Of My Bed," Lil'Pussy | "Can't Get You Out Of My Head," Kylie Minogue |
| "E.I.E.I.O," Neurotic Cat | "E.I," Nelly |
| "Fallin' (PancakeMix)," JuniorPancake | "Fallin'," Alicia Keys |
| "I'm Fat (No rap)," JuniorPancake | "I'm Real (remix)," J.LO and Ja Rule |
| "If You're Gonzo," Jared | "If You're Gone," Matchbox 20 |
| "That Paper Clip," Parodie King | "Its My Life," Bon Jovi |
| "Whites-Only Clause," MLH | "Jingle Bells," Various Artists |
| "Meaty Snacks," Angry Baboon | "Lady Marmalade," Mya,Pink,Lil Kim,Christina Aguilera |
| "Sorority," Neurotic Cat | "Minority," Green Day |
| "Unleash the Fat Cat," Neurotic Cat | "The Thong Song," Sisqo |
| "10 Monkeys In Osamas Can Of Paint," Vladimere Koznikof | "Vapor," Skillet |
| "Osama bin Laden," crazydon | "Winchester Cathedral," New Vaudeville Band |
| "You're Not That Beautiful, Britney," Fatboy Skinny | "You Are So Beautiful," Joe Cocker |
January 16, 2002 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "A Little Pretzel," Jim A | "A Little Respect," Wheatus |
| "Kenny Boy," William Tong | "Danny Boy," Traditional |
| "Get The Railways Sorted," Jim A | "Get The Party Started," Pink |
| "Ichiro," A.C. Lawrence | "Hero," Enrique Iglesias |
| "W's Lament," Lola Vidaz | "Hooked on a Feeling," Blue Swede |
| "Lay, Kenny Lay," William Tong | "Lay Lady Lay," Bob Dylan |
| "Not All That Surprised," The Impostress | "Oops! I Did it Again (Not That Innocent)," Britney Spears |
| "Deliverancer," John Mifflin | "The Number of the Beast," Iron Maiden |
| "The Tong Song," Sharon Krebs | "The Thong Song," Sisqo |
| "The Way (I Became A Crack Baby)," Dagoldunchilde26 | "The Way (You Love Me Baby)," Jill Scott |
| "What Does It Take (to Bring Osama Down?)," crazydon | "What Does It Take (to Win Your Love)," Junior Walker & the All-Stars |
| "Whats my name again?(P. Diddy Bad choice of I.D remix)," Jim A | "Whats my age again?," Blink 182 |
January 22, 2002 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Nothing's Gonna Be The Same," Sara Rose | "Across The Universe," The Beatles |
| "Addicted to Drugs," S.T.G. | "Addicted to Love," Robert Palmer |
| "All Or Nothing," Didrick Namtvedt | "All Or Nothing," Cher |
| "Enrons On The Run," Ray King | "Band On The Run," Paul McCartney and Wings |
| "Bin on the Run," Susan S | "Band on the Run," Paul McCartney and Wings |
| "Dye," Juliette | "Cry," Mandy Moore |
| "He Screwed Enron," William Tong | "Da Doo Ron Ron," The Crystals |
| "Niebelheim '99," DJ Kaito | "Death Valley '69," Sonic Youth |
| "Enron Paradise," Sara Rose | "Gansta's Paradise," Coolio |
| "Hash Browns," Chowderhead | "Hash Pipe," Weezer |
| "Hogwart Futures," wdh | "Headline News," Weird Al Yankovic |
| "Jehadi," Hirnakshi Joshi | "Hero," Enrique Iglesias |
| "Hey Gwen/Hey Tony," Becky Donoghue-Rick | "Hey Baby," No Doubt w/Bounty Killer |
| "Hey Kid Crisco," Sara Rose | "Hey Big Spender," Shirley Bassey |
| "Tony," Richie & Max | "Hey Jude," The Beatles |
| "Lay Is Crooked," William Tong | "Hey, Good Lookin'," Hank Williams |
| "Crooks Who Were Stealing," William Tong | "Hooked On A Feeling," B.J. Thomas |
| "Lay Broke The Law (He Fleeced Enron)," William Tong | "I Broke The Law (And The Law Won)," Bobby Fuller Four |
| "It Was A Very Bad Year (Old people's remix)," Josh McClurg | "It Was A Very Good Year," Robbbie Williams |
| "Last Dessert," Tyler Boutiette | "Last Resort," Papa Roach |
| "Lay's Fault," William Tong | "Layla," Derek and the Dominos |
| "Make This Scandal Go Away," William Tong | "Make The World Go Away," Elvis Presley |
| "Laura, Don't Let Bush Baby Eat Any More Pretzels," William Tong | "Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys," Willie Nelson |
| "The Sacrificed," Bryan O'Connor | "My Sacrifice," Creed |
| "Praise Up," Sandy Pablo | "Raise Up," Petey Pablo |
| "Pretzel," William Tong | "Respect," Aretha Franklin |
| "San Dimas High School Football Rules," Julie | "San Dimas High School Football Rules," The Ataris |
| "United Go Away," Pat | "Slip Slidin' Away," Paul Simon |
| "Stuck Inside My Throat," Jim A | "Stuck In A Moment," U2 |
| "Smirk & Kenneth Lay," William Tong | "Surfin' U.S.A.," Beach Boys |
| "Don't Tattle, Kenneth Lay," William Tong | "That'll Be The Day," Buddy Holly |
| "Guy at the Rock Show," David | "The Rock Show," Blink 182 |
| "Bombed At Night," Hirnakshi Joshi | "When I Dreamed At Night," Marc Anthony |
January 24, 2002 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "A Political Life For Me," Paul Donahue | "A Pirates Life For Me," The Pirates of the Caribbean |
| "Nefarious/Thieves At Enron," William Tong | "Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In," Fifth Dimension |
| "Dirt," Juliette | "Crush," Mandy Moore |
| "How Do I Clean The Bathroom," Liza S. | "How Do I Live Without You?," Leanne Rhymes/Trisha Yearwood |
| "I Think I'm Nauseous," Juliette | "I Think I'm In Love," Jessica Simpson |
| "I'm Not A Whore," Juliette | "I'm Not A Girl," Britney Spears |
| "Ashcroft's Working Hard To Railroad," William Tong | "I've Been Working On The Railroad," Traditional |
| "Oops I'm Pregnant Again," Juliette | "Oops I Did It Again," Britney Spears |
| "Overrated," jeannie | "Overprotected," Britney Spears |
| "Boyzone," Phil Alexander | "Poison," Alice Cooper |
| "Crap," Juliette | "Pop," N'Sync |
| "Shut Up," Juliette | "Stronger," Britney Spears |
| "That's The Way My Love Goes," Meca27 | "That's The Way Love Goes," Janet Jackson |
| "The Assassin," Phil Alexander | "The Gambler," Kenny Rogers |
| "The Real Miss Delano," Miss Delano | "The Real Slim Shady," Eminem |
| "Enron Man Blues," Jim A | "Worried Man Blues," Unknown |
January 27, 2002 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Hilarious/Let The Shrub Whine," William Tong | "Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In," Fifth Dimension |
| "Don't Vote," Jim A | "Don't Speak," No Doubt |
| "Boyfriend," Christina and Lisa | "Girlfriend," N'SYNC |
| "The Agony," Bobo | "Her Majesty," The Beatles |
| "Euro," Mizz Freaky-Freaka | "Hero," Enrique Iglesias |
| "Virus," Dylan Sevey | "Iris," Goo Goo Dolls |
| "Margarine Knife," Chris Luckett | "Larger Than Life," Backstreet Boys |
| "Monsters, Inc.," Jared | "Misery," Soul Asylum |
| "Overimplanted," Armando and Josef | "Overprotected," Britney Spears |
| "Reelin' In The Beers," William Tong | "Reelin' In The Years," Steely Dan |
| "Shock DJ," Hi | "Rock DJ," Robbie Williams |
| "Spank You," Mouse | "Thank You," Dido |
| "Geo Metro," ALC | "The Metro," System Of A Down |
| "Tongbashing," Jared | "Tubthumping," Chumbawamba |
| "I.R.S," Angry Baboon | "Walk," Pantera |
| "Why Ain't We Killed Him," Parody Dude | "Why Ain't I Running," Garth Brooks |
January 29, 2002 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Ballad of a Dot.Com'er," D M Goldstein | "Ballad of Jed Clampett," Paul Henning |
| "Guantanemo," ParodyKeet | "Guantanemera," 1960's top 40 |
| "I Hate That UA," Paul | "I Want It That Way," The Backstreet Boys |
| "I'm Gonna Hurl, At The Sight Of This Woman," Ghetto John | "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman," Brittney Spears |
| "Platform Twelve (Maybe)," Jim A | "Iceblink Luck," Cocteau Twins |
| "I'm A'living in a Box," Chris Reynolds | "Living in a Box," Living in a Box |
| "Shareholders (Misery)," Jim A | "Misery," Soul Asylum |
| "Salad Bloody Salad," Phil Alexander | "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath," Black Sabbath |
| "Shred, Shred, Shred - It's Your Dutuy," William Tong | "Shake, Shake, Shake - Shake Your Booty," KC & The Sunshine Band |
| "Shaming Las Vegas," Ray King | "Viva Las Vegas," Elvis Presley |
| "No Matter, No Matter," #137431715 | "Whenever, Wherever," Shakira |
| "Workin' for Enron," crazydon | "Working in a Coal Mine," Lee Dorsey |
January 31, 2002 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Vommit," Chris | "Dammit," Blink 182 |
| "Don't Refer To Enron," Jim A | "Don't Look Back In Anger," Oasis |
| "Enron Man," C.R.Linsey | "Guitar Man," David Gates and Bread |
| "Cola Crave," Jonathan C. | "Java Jive," The Manhattan Transfers |
| "Phony Baloney," William Tong | "Only The Lonely," Roy Orbison |
| "Can't Stand On My Own Two," #137431715 | "Paid My Dues," Anastacia |
| "You're the Taliban," Reality (ERR) | "Piano Man," Billy Joel |
| "Blaze Tonight," Jo and Eager Lie Cheri | "Save Tonight," Eagle-Eye Cherry |
| "Stock Called Enron," C.R. Linsey | "Sounds of Silence," Simon and Garfunkel |
| "From Tong No More," Malcolm Higgins | "The Night Before," The Beatles |
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