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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with A

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Accidental Suicide," John Mayall	Suicides are intentional, not accidental.	Yvette Bristle
"Accidentally In Love," Counting Crows	You cannot love by accident.	Odie Garfield
"Aching Silence," Dreamend	Silence can't feel pain.	Yvette Bristle
"Achy Breaky Song," Weird Al Yankovic	Uh, a song can't be broken	PinmonkeyJunkie
"The Acid Queen," The Who	No queen rules over acid.	Opie M.
"Across The Endless Sea," Fairyland	No sea is endless.	Yvette Bristle
"Across The Night," Silverchair	Night isn't a physical entity -- can't be crossed	Heather Brockwell
"Across The Universe," The Beatles	There is no other side of the universe.	Michael C
"Across The Universe Of Time," Hayley Westenra	Time & space, NOT time alone, make up the universe	Heather Brockwell
"Act Naturally," Buck Owens		mandamoo
"Addicted To Love," Robert Palmer	Love is not a drug, so you can't get addicted.	Odie Garfield
"Affair Of The Heart," Rick Springfield	Hearts don't have affairs.	Opie M.
"Africa Is Where My Heart Lies," Miriam Makeba	She was cremated and her ashes scattered at sea.	Yvette Bristle
"Africa, Center of the World," Roy Ayers	Africa is not in the center of the world.	Keira Farnell
"After Forever," Black Sabbath	Forever is eternity - nothing is afterwards.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Ain't Love A Bitch?," Rod Stewart	Love cannot be a person or a female dog.	Rocky Rococco-Cola
"Ain't No Grave Can Hold My Body Down," Odetta	She died in 2008, so the title is false now.	Yvette Bristle
"Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now," McFadden and Whitehead	There are events that could potentially stop them.	Heather Brockwell
"Ain't No Sunshine," Bill Withers	Sunshine does exist. (Also bad grammar.)	Mike
"Alive Again," Chicago	Not until there is solid proof of reincarnation.	Peter
"All Actors Are Liars," North Of America	Many actors are truthful.	Yvette Bristle
"All Day Music," War	That would be a long composition.	Peter
"All Gold Everything," Trinidad James	Most things are not gold.	Candy Welty
"All I Am Is You," Jere Snyder	You are yourself, not another person.	Yvette Bristle
"All I Do Is Think Of You," The Jackson 5	That'd mean not eating, sleeping, breathing, etc.	Heather Brockwell
"All I Ever Need Is You," Sonny & Cher	Consult w/ the Beatles re food, water & oxygen.	Peter
"All I Have Is Written In Your Eyes," Doris Troy	Eyes don't contain writing.	Yvette Bristle
"All I Have To Do Is Dream," The Everly Brothers	That must make for one boring life.	Peter
"All I Need Is You," The Click Five	...and air, food, water, clothes...	flipside
"All I Need Is Your Love," Fastway	No one can live on love alone.	Yvette Bristle
"All Is Found...In Time," Neurosis	Some things remain lost for good.	Yvette Bristle
"All Lovers Are Deranged," David Gilmour	No, David, some are quite normal.	Nigel Shave Cream
"All Men Are Liars," NIck Lowe	I've known truthful & lying members of both sexes!	Lucy Crosland
"All Out Of Love," Air Supply	You cannot run out of love.	Odie Garfield
"All Strung Out On You," John Travolta	One cannot be addicted to another person.	Lance Crackers
"All The Clocks Are Broken," Cop Shoot Cop	Some are, but most aren't.	Yvette Bristle
"All The Good Girls Go To Hell," Billie Eilish	No. Not all.	JohnHowarth
"All The Pretty Girls Go To The City," Spoon	No; some stay in the country.	Heather Brockwell
"All The World Is Green," Tom Waits	Much of the world is not green.	Yvette Bristle
"All Things Are Possible," Dan Peek	If so, then why do we have the word 'impossible'?	Yvette Bristle
"All Within My Hands," Metallica	You can't have everything in your hands.	Yvette Bristle
"All You Need Is Love," The Beatles	Actually everyone needs food, water and oxygen.	Peter
"Alligator Wine," Screamin' Jay Hawkins	Wine cannot be made from alligators.	Regina Haniger
"Alone In The World," Barbra Streisand	No one else would have heard of her song!	Heather Brockwell
"Alone With You," Jake Owen	When you're alone, you're not with another person.	Yvette Bristle
"Alphabet City," Don Cherry	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"The Alphabet Of Love," The Suburbans	Love is an emotion and has no alphabet.	Yvette Bristle
"Aluminum Record Award," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band	There are gold and platinum recs, but not aluminum	Yvette Bristle
"Always Be Happy," Tyrese	No one is always happy.	Yvette Bristle
"Always Be My Baby," Mariah Carey	Babies grow up, so they can't always stay that way	Mitch
"Always Enough," Casting Crowns	Sometimes there isn't enough.	Yvette Bristle
"Always Good," Ian McIntosh	Things aren't always good.	Yvette Bristle
"Always Something Missing," Ralph MacDonald	Many times, nothing is missing.	Yvette Bristle
"Always With Me, Always With You," Joe Satriani	One cannot literally be with someone forever.	Wanda Pierce
"Am I A Toy Or A Treasure," Kay Starr	Neither. You're a woman.	Peter
"Am I Blue," Billie Holiday	No person is colored blue.	Sheila Oh
"American Jesus," Bad Religion	He was from Jeruselem.	Travis
"American Pie," Don McLean	Since when is pie made of Americans?	BB Krak
"American Pie," Don McLean	Even cannibals do not make pie from Americans.	JC Foster
"Ammonia Avenue," Alan Parsons Project	No road exists with that name.	Rock Maninoff
"An Angel Is Love," The Bob Crewe Generation	Love is an emotion, not an angel.	Yvette Bristle
"An Eleven Year Old Man," Randy Harris	Eleven years of age is too young for a man.	Yvette Bristle
"Angel In My Pocket," One To One	An angel can't be in someone's pocket.	Yvette Bristle
"Angel Of Harlem," U2	No neighborhood has its own angel.	Peter
"Angel Of The Morning," Juice Newton	No time of day has its own angel!	Andrea Greenleaf
"Angel On My Shoulder," Gareth Gates	An angel can't sit on your shoulder.	Rip Jeans
"Angels Love Bad Men," The Highwaymen	No, they only love good men!	Keira Farnell
"Angry Chair," Alice in Chains	..emotional furniture?	Mandylee
"The Angry Desert," The Hunters	Deserts don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Angry Eyes," Loggins & Messina	Eyes cannot get angry.	Frosty The Cat
"The Angry Sea," The Young Voyagers	The sea doesn't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Angry Young Xylophone," Two Foot Tall Jerk	Musical instruments don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Animal I Have Become," Three Days Grace	You can do Animalities for real?! Show me!	Bryan Pardue
"Animal I Have Become," Three Days Grace	you cant morph into an animal	i rock so much
"Anita's Miracle Suntan Lotion," Magic Dirt	Suntan lotions aren't miraculous.	Jessica Junderworth
"Anniversary Of An Uninteresting Event," Deftones	Why would you write a song about it then?	M parody
"Another Crack In My Heart," Take That	You'd be dead if this happened.	Emma
"Another Day (That Time Forgot)," Neil Diamond	Time has no capability of forgetting.	Yvette Bristle
"Another Lonely Christmas," Prince	Christmas has no emotions, including loneliness.	Erika Clarkson
"Another Nail In My Heart," Squeeze	I doubt you'd be singing about this.	Peter
"Another One Bites The Dust," Queen	Dust cannot be bitten.	Orion
"Another Sleepless Night," Anne Murray	Nights neither sleep nor stay awake.	Erika Clarkson
"Another You," Cascada	There cannot be two of the same person.	Utopia Peak
"The Answer To Everything," Del Shannon	Not everything has an answer.	Yvette Bristle
"Anti-Everything," Mansun	No one can be against everything.	Yvette Bristle
"Ants Marching," Dave Matthews Band	Ants crawl, so they can't march.	Pearl Necklace
"Ants of the Sky," Between the Buried and Me	Ants don't live in the sky.	Frederick Gale
"Ants of the Sky," Between the Buried and Me		weird kid106
"Ants On The Moon," Greg Gibbs	The Moon has no insects.	Yvette Bristle
"Any Old Wind That Blows," Johnny Cash	Age is not an attribute of winds.	Heather Brockwell
"Anyone Can Move A Mountain," Marlena Shaw	No one can.	Yvette Bristle
"Anything Could Happen," Ellie Goulding	Anything, huh... I doubt it.	Insertnamehere
"Anything Love Can Buy," The New Christy Minstrels	Love is an emotion and can't buy anything.	Yvette Bristle
"Appletree Man," All About Eve	No person is an apple tree	Marina
"Are Friends Electric?," Tubeway Army	Obviously not.	Open Mike
"Argument For One," Tractor	Arguments involve two or more people.	Candy Welty
"Armageddon It," Def Leppard	End times aren't just about one thing.	Peter
"Arms Around The World," Louise	The world is too big to put one's arms around.	Yvette Bristle
"The Arms Of Sorrow," Killswitch Engage	Arms are made of bones and muscles, not of sorrow!	Rosa C.
"The Arms Of Sorrow," Killswitch Engage	sorrow is an idea. it has no arms.	maggot army
"Army Of Me," Christina Aguilera	An army has more than one person.	Yvette Bristle
"Arrested For Driving While Blind," ZZ Top	One can't drive while blind.	Yvette Bristle
"Arrow Of Love," The Six Teens featuring Trudy Williams	Love is an emotion, not an arrow.	Candy Welty
"As Love Is My Witness," Westlife	Just don't expect that emotion to take the stand.	Peter
"As The Moon Speaks," Captain Beyond	The Moon doesn't talk.	Kara Oke
"Ascending To Infinity," Luca Turilli's Rhapsody	Infinity is not a destination.	Yvette Bristle
"Ask My Heart," Ned Miller	You won't get an answer if you ask it.	Yvette Bristle
"Ask The Rising Sun," Miriam Makeba	If you do, you won't get an answer.	Yvette Bristle
"Asphalt Gardens," George Howard	Gardens aren't made of asphalt.	Candy Welty
"Astro Zombies," The Misfits	There are no zombies in space.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Astro Zombies," My Chemical Romance	Zombies don't exist in outer space.	Tommy
"At Every End There's A Beginning," Tom Jones	Some things end but don't begin again.	Yvette Bristle
"At Home He's A Tourist," Gang Of Four	Isn't a tourist not at home, by definition?	Karen Smith
"Athletic Rock," Raven	Rocks aren't athletic.	Yvette Bristle
"Atlas Of The Soul," Mother Earth	There is no such atlas.	Yvette Bristle
"Atomic Dog," George Clinton	No dog is atomic powered.	Christina Caraway
"Atomic Garden," Bad Religion	where they obviously have atomic plants?	Evan
"Attack Of The Name Game," Stacy Lattisaw	Games don't attack.	Yvette Bristle
"Attitude Dancing," Carly Simon	Trying to say an attitude could dance??	Regina Olsen
"August 32nd," The Big Town Boys 4	August has only 31 days.	Yvette Bristle
"Avalanche Of Love," Golden Earring	Love can't move down a mountain.	Candy Welty

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