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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with W

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Wailing Vessel," Bud Shank	Vessels don't wail.	Yvette Bristle
"Waiting For Superman," Daughtry	You're gonna be waiting for a pretty long time	Insertnamehere
"Waiting For Yesterday," 12 Stones	Yesterday is history..	Franka
"Waiting Forever," Hot Rod	The waiting must end sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Waiting On The Shores Of Nowhere," Helen Shapiro	You must be waiting somewhere, not nowhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Waiting On Today," P.O.D.	Today is here, so no waiting is required.	Yvette Bristle
"Wake Me When I'm Dead," Brand New Heavies	No, I don't think so.	Peter
"Wake The Sun," The Matches	The sun can't be controlled. Nor does it sleep.	Yvette Bristle
"Wake Up Dead," Nocturnal Rites	If you wake up, then you have to still be alive	Fifi
"Wake Up Dead," Arlo Guthrie		mandamoo
"Wake Up Dead Man," U2	A dead man can't wake up...he's not alive anymore!	Crystal
"Wake Up Sunshine," Chicago	When and how did the sunshine fall asleep?	Peter
"Wake Up The Sun," Edward Sharpe And The Magnetic Zeros	The Sun is never asleep.	Heather Brockwell
"Wake Up, Everybody," Harold Melvin And The Blue Notes	Not everybody wakes up at the same time	Reggie Pillbox
"Wake Up, You're Dead," Death By Stereo	You cannot wake up someone who is already dead.	Odie Garfield
"Walk Off The World," Jerry Lane	Gravity prevents us from doing this.	Yvette Bristle
"Walk On The Ocean," Toad The Wet Sprocket	The water will not support your weight.	nally
"Walk On Water," Eddie Money	Only if it's a puddle.	Isac
"Walk On Water," Madasun	Don't think so, unless you're Jesus	Devil Jones
"Walk On Water," Eddie Money	Only one man has done it, and he was crucified.	Rocky
"Walk Right Up To The Sun," The Delfonics	Nobody can walk to the sun.	Yvette Bristle
"Walk Softly On This Heart Of Mine," Janis Martin	Death could result from this.	Yvette Bristle
"Walk The Dinosaur," Was Not Was	a dinosaur isn't something you can walk	mads.
"Walk The Dinosaur," Was (Not Was)	No one's done that in several million years	oldschool
"Walk To The Moon," Freddy Cannon	No one can walk to the moon.	Yvette Bristle
"Walk When Love Walks," Billy Craddock	Love can't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Walkin' Blues," Eric Clapton	Shades of a color don't walk on their own.	Peter
"A Walkin' Miracle," The Essex	I didn't know Jesus was still around in 1963.	Peter
"Walkin' on the Sun," Smash Mouth	You literally can not walk on the sun!	William
"Walkin' On The Water," Bud Shank	It can't be done.	Yvette Bristle
"Walkin' With A Mountain," Mott the Hoople	Mountains don't have legs.	Tommy
"Walking Back To Happiness," Bob Geldof	Happiness is not a place	Karen Smith
"Walking Contradiction," Green Day		Lizzie
"The Walking Dead," Zebrahead	The dead can't walk	Brownie
"Walking Dream," Patsy Cline	Dreams can't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Walking Dust," Deceptor	Dust doesn't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Walking In The Air," Nightwish	Unless you're on drugs...	Diddims
"Walking In The Clouds," Easy Street	Gravity would make you fall from the clouds.	Yvette Bristle
"Walking On A Dream," Empire of the Sun	You cannot walk on a dream unless you are dead.	Dongquan
"Walking On Air," Katy Perry	A person can't walk on air.	Katycat
"Walking On Air," Stephen Bishop	Air is not something that can be walked on	Isac
"Walking On Air," Samantha Fox	Air can't support one's weight.	Andrea Greenleaf
"Walking On Air," Stephen Bishop	Nobody can walk on air	Ariana Crowne
"Walking On Sunshine," Katrina & The Waves	Sunshine is something that can't be walked on	FussBudget
"Walking On The Edge Of The World," The Shevells	The world doesn't have edges.	Yvette Bristle
"Walking On The Moon," The Police	It's hard to walk with little to no gravity!	Larcen Tyler
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth	You'd Never Get There It Is 93 Million Miles Away	Lee Mccoy
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth		FussBudget
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth	That's a good way to get your feet burned.	Micky
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth		FussBudget
"Walking on the Water," Daniel Amos	You're NOT Jesus.	Chowder
"Walking on the Water," Daniel Amos	You can't walk on the water	Winter Pepper
"Walking on Thin Ice," Yoko Ono	That wouldn't be a safe move.	Peter
"Walking on Top of the World," Balance of Power	Not unless you're at the North Pole.	weird kid106
"Walking The Sea," Cecil Hickman	Try it; it's impossible.	Yvette Bristle
"Walking Through Fire," Mary Chapin Carpenter	You'd get third-degree burns	Kerry
"Walking Through Walls," The Escape Club	Walls can't be walked through (without a door).	Yvette Bristle
"The Walls Have Ears," Patti Page	Ears don't exist on non-living things.	Yvette Bristle
"The Walls Keep Saying Your Name," Sophie Ellis-Bextor	Walls can't talk.	Cynthia Avery
"Waltz Of The New Moon," The Incredible String Band	The Moon doesn't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"War Inside My Head," Suicidal Tendencies	Wars are not fought inside one's head.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"War Is Kind," Jakob Dylan	Uh? No, war is not kind	Rich
"War Is The Answer," Five Finger Death Punch	You don't even know what the question is!	GlamRockNinjaLord
"War Of The Gods," Amon Amarth	To the best of my knowledge,this cannot occur	GlamRockNinjaLord
"War Pigs," Black Sabbath	War dogs, yes; war pigs, no.	Susanna Viljanen
"War Pigs," Black Sabbath	Pigs go to war? Yeah, when pigs fly...	JoeKing
"War Pigs," Black Sabbath	Pigs cannot fly, let alone go to war	Chazm
"War Pigs," Black Sabbath	There are war dogs, but no war pigs	Susanna Viljanen
"Warmness on the Soul," Avenged Sevenfold	The soul cannot literally possess warmth.	Mr. Critic
"Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful?," The Waitresses	It's impossible to know; tomorrow isn't here yet.	Yvette Bristle
"Watch The Wind Blow By," Tim McGraw	You can't actually look at wind	Peter
"Watch Your Words," Alter Bridge	Now it's possible for one to watch words?	Brownmeister
"Watching My World Walk Away," Barbara Mandrell	The world doesn't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Water And Skies Are Telling Me," Jan Akkerman	Water and skies don't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"Water Can't Quench The Fire Of Love," Helen O'Connell & Gisele MacKenzie	Love is an emotion, not fire.	Yvette Bristle
"Water Runs Dry," Boyz II Men	This is an oxymoron; water itself is always wet.	Peter
"Watermelon Crawl," Tracy Byrd	Watermelons can't crawl.	Wendy Torrance
"Watermelon Man," Gloria Lynne	A person can't be a fruit.	Wanda Pierce
"The Wayward Wind," Gogi Grant	"Wayward" involves willfulness, which no wind has.	Kimberly Townsend
"We All Live In The Jungle," Charles Earland	Most of us don't.	Yvette Bristle
"We Are All Fire," Cars & Trains	People aren't fire.	Yvette Bristle
"We Are Each Other," The Beautiful South	A person can't be another person.	Yvette Bristle
"We Are Glass," EMF	People aren't made of glass.	Yvette Bristle
"We Are Godzilla, You Are Japan," Lostprophets	I'm pretty sure they're not godzilla	Franka
"We Are Nowhere And It's Now," Bright Eyes	You must be somewhere.	Yvette Bristle
"We Are Pillows," The Ides Of March	People aren't pillows.	Yvette Bristle
"We Are The Dead," David Bowie	You can't sing if you're dead.	Yvette Bristle
"We Are The Dinosaurs," Laurie Berkner	Dinosaurs died millions of years ago.	Tommy
"We Are The Storm," The Dillinger Escape Plan	People are not storms	NormalGuy237
"We Are The World," USA For Africa	We are people, not a planet!	Christy McDaniel
"We Are Tomorrow," Bleach	People can't be days.	Jonathan S.
"We Be Barbra Streisand," The White Panda	They be Barbra S. no more than I be Santa Claus!	Carolyn Morgenstern
"We Become One," Fastway	Multiple people can't become one person.	Yvette Bristle
"We Belong To The Night," Ellen Foley	The night doesn't own anybody.	Heather Brockwell
"We Build Then We Break," The Fray	You build something, then you break it?	Dongquan
"We Built This City (full title of the song)," Starship	You can't build a city on rock and roll alone	Wanda Pierce
"We Can Fly," The Cowsills		Lucinda Blair
"We Can Fly," Yes	No we can't.	Chowder
"We Can Fly," Yes	Only if it's on a plane	Isac
"We Can Last Forever," Chicago	No, you can't.	Yvette Bristle
"We Can Make The World Stop," Glitch Mob	The world is rotating at all times.	Tommy
"We Can't Go Wrong," The Cover Girls	Everyone makes mistakes.	Yvette Bristle
"We Can't Stop," Miley Cyrus	Yes they can stop.	JohnHowarth
"We Danced On The Ceiling," Bonnie Tyler	Gravity prevents people from doing this.	Yvette Bristle
"We Don't Talk Anymore," Charlie Puth	People don't quit talking suddenly.	JohnHowarth
"We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard	People don't quit talking suddenly.	Francis A. Sissy
"We Got The Beat," The Go-Go's	You can't hold onto the sound of rhythm!	Larcen Tyler
"We Have Heaven," Yes	No you don't, God owns Heaven.	Kerry
"We Love For Love," Pat Benatar	But not water, air or food?	Peter
"We Never Close Our Eyes," Scanners	People do close their eyes. Even when they blink!	Yvette Bristle
"We Own The Night," The Wanted	No night is anybody's possession.	Heather Brockwell
"We Own The Night," Selena Gomez & The Scene	No one can possess the night.	Candy Welty
"We Owned The Night," Lady Antebellum	Even Lady A can't own a day or night!	Christy McDaniel
"We Run The Night," Havana Brown featuring Pitbull	No one can control the night.	Candy Welty
"We Two Are One," Eurythmics	Not unless you're conjoining twins.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"We Were Us," Keith Urban And Miranda Lambert	You're still the same people.	Yvette Bristle
"We Will Become Silhouettes," The Postal Service	Nobody can turn into a silhouette.	Heather Brockwell
"We Will Never Die," Dark Empire	We all die, sooner or later.	Kara Oke
"We're All Alone ," Rita Coolidge	Not everyone, is alone, all the time.	Peter
"We're All Dead," Crack The Sky	If you are, then why are you singing?	Candy Welty
"We're All Going To The Same Place," Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart	All people wouldn't fit in the same place.	Yvette Bristle
"We're All Living In One Place," Rubber Bucket	All people can't fit in the same place.	Yvette Bristle
"We're All We've Got," Jake Holmes	You have other things, such as your life.	Yvette Bristle
"We're Gonna Change The World," Matt Monro	Matt didn't change the world (he died in 1985).	Yvette Bristle
"Weapons Of Love," The Truth	No weapons are used for love.	Brit Boxx
"Wear It On Our Face," The Dells	Implies 1 face (singular) shared by 2+ (our, pl.)	Heather Brockwell
"Wear My Kiss ," Sugababes	a kiss isn't an item of clothing	A-Lean
"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck," Elvis Presley	It's more comfortable if it were on a chain…	crazydon
"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck," Elvis Presley	Unless the ring belongs to a giant	TBW
"Wear Your Love Like Heaven," Donovan	Can you really wear Heaven and Love?	Paul Warren
"Weary River," Rudy Vallee	Rivers are incapable of feeling weariness.	Yvette Bristle
"Weasel Stomping Day," Weird Al Yankovic	Where would you find weasels to stomp on anyway?	Marie
"Weasel Stomping Day," Weird Al Yankovic	There's no such day.	Rad
"Weather With You," Crowded House	Weather isn't with just one person.	Peter
"Weave Me The Sunshine," Peter Yarrow	Sunshine can't be woven.	Yvette Bristle
"Wedding Bell Blues," The Fifth Dimension	Bells are incapable of feeling the blues.	Peter
"Wedding Bells (Are Breaking Up That Old Gang...," The Four Aces	... Of Mine)" Bells can't break up anything.	Candy Welty
"Wedding Day In Funeralville," John Prine	There is no place with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"The Weight Of Love," LeAnn Rimes	Love has no weight.	Yvette Bristle
"Welcome Back Among The Living," The Certain Scene	The dead don't come back to life.	Yvette Bristle
"Welcome to Dying," Blind Guardian	You wouldn't hear it if you were dead	weird kid106
"Welcome To My Nightmare," Alice Cooper	I don't think I can get inside Alice's head.	Peter
"Welcome To My World," Jim Reeves	Nobody owns a separate world.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"Welcome To The Black Parade," My Chemical Romance	Parades do not have colors.	Rock Maninoff
"Welcome To The Future," Hawkwind	The future isn't here yet.	Yvette Bristle
"What Does The Fox Say?," Ylvis	Nothing. Foxes can't talk.	Isac
"What Lurks On Channel X?," Rob Zombie	Nothing. Channels are not lettered.	Ed
"What You Want Is What You Get," Millions Like Us	Not necessarily.	Yvette Bristle
"Wheel In the Sky," Journey	That defies the law of gravity.	Sean Smith
"The Wheel Of Hurt," Margaret Whiting	Is that anywhere near "The Wheel of Fortune"?	Peter
"Wheel Of The World," Carrie Underwood	A world is not a vehicle	Christy McDaniel
"The Wheels Of Life," Gino Vannelli	Life does not have wheels.	Francis A. Sissy
"When Doves Cry," Prince	Doves don't really cry, per se.	Karen Smith
"When Dreams Turn To Dust," The Fabulous Penetrators	Dreams never become dust.	Yvette Bristle
"When Goodbye Was A Word," Trisha Yearwood	"Goodbye" is still a word.	Yvette Bristle
"When Heaven Calls Your Name," Balance of Power	Heaven is incapable of calling one's name.	weird kid106
"When I Get Through With You (You'll Love Me Too)," Patsy Cline	True love is forever; NOT getting "thru" w/ anyone	Heather Brockwell
"When I Was An Apple," The Factory	People have never been apples.	Yvette Bristle
"When It Rains The Blues On You," Merle Kilgore	The blues are an emotion and are not rain.	Yvette Bristle
"When It Was Now," Atlas Genius	"Now" is present, but "was" is past tense.	Victoria Abbot
"When Love Is Bleaching Bad," Play	Love doesn't bleach, either well or badly.	Heather Brockwell
"When Love Takes Over," David Guetta	Love can’t take over anything.	BrilliantJ8
"When Our Hearts Sing," Rush of Fools	Hearts don't sing	Isac
"When Peaches Grow On Lilac Trees," The Serendipity Singers	Peaches grow only on peach trees.	Yvette Bristle
"When The Blues Comes To Call," Valerie Carter	The blues are an emotion and can't call.	Yvette Bristle
"When The Heart Rules The Mind," GTR	One body part cannot rule another.	Lance Crackers
"When The Sky Rained Fire," Modern Talking	Rain is water, not fire.	Yvette Bristle
"When the Stars Go Blue," Tim McGraw	And exactly when has that ever happened?	Mr. Sally
"When The Sun Hits," Slowdive	The Sun is not capable of hitting anything.	Clay Sicken
"When The Sun Sleeps," Underoath	Celestial bodies are incapable of sleeping.	Bob
"When The Wind Was Green," Kathy Keegan	When has the wind ever been green?!	Yvette Bristle
"When The World Falls Down," Mick Ronson	The world doesn't fall down.	Yvette Bristle
"When The World Was Round," Ian Hunter	The world has always been round.	Yvette Bristle
"When Time Is Stolen," Joan Baez	Time can't be stolen.	Alyssa Jayne
"When We Were Dead," Danzig	Couldn't be singing about it.	Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"When Worlds Collide," Powerman 5000	Sorry. In the Solar System, worlds can't collide.	Rock Maninoff
"When You Speak With Your Eyes," Frances Langford	You speak with your MOUTH, not with your eyes!	Isac
"When You Speak With Your Eyes," Frances Langford	Eyes don't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"When You Walk Through Me," Ultravox	A person can't walk through another person.	Yvette Bristle
"When Your Eyes Say It," Britney Spears	Eyes don't talk, as a general rule.	Eta_Cassiopeia
"Where Are You Christmas?," Faith Hill	Christmas is something you can't lose.	Christy McDaniel
"Where Do I Put Her Memory," Charley Pride	You don't put anybody's memory anywhere!	Isac
"Where Do You Want The World Delivered," Joey Powers	No one can deliver the world.	Yvette Bristle
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name," Gary Portnoy	Not everybody knows your name.	Opie M.
"Where I Used To Have A Heart," Martina McBride	She'd be dead & unable to sing without one.	Sonya
"Where The Rain Grows," Helloween	That would be where?	ChibiLowrider the Jerichoholic
"Where The Streets Have No Name," U2	All streets have names, silly	Tasha Yar
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?," Alan Jackson	Wouldn't happen; nor could anyone survive to sing.	Valerie Cameron
"Which Way To Nowhere," The 5th Dimension	"Nowhere" is not a place.	Yvette Bristle
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles	Guitars do not cry, it is amp overdrive	Susanna Viljanen
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles		Heather Brockwell
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," Beatles	Weeping what? It's an inanimate object.	Diddims
"Whiskey River," Willie Nelson	No river is made of whiskey	Penelope Beckinsale
"Whiskey Talkin'," Joe Stampley	Whiskey can't talk.	Daphne Hughes
"Whiskey Vengeance," Bloodrock	Drinks don't have vengeance.	Yvette Bristle
"Whisper Of Darkness," Nomad	Darkness doesn't whisper.	Yvette Bristle
"Whisper To Me Wind," Shirley Ellis	The wind doesn't whisper.	Yvette Bristle
"Whisper Up A Storm," Robin Trower	Whispering can't cause storms.	Yvette Bristle
"Whispering Bells," The Del Vikings	Last I heard, bells jingled	Rich
"Whispering Grass," Dee Clark	Grass doesn't whisper.	Yvette Bristle
"Whispering Pines," Jakob Dylan	Trees can't whisper	Rich
"Whispering Sea," Loretta Lynn	The sea doesn't whisper.	Yvette Bristle
"Whispering Waves," Donna Summer	Waves don't whisper.	Yvette Bristle
"Whistle Walking," Ned Miller	Whistles are incapable of walking.	Yvette Bristle
"The Whistling Organ," Dave 'Baby' Cortez	Organs don't whistle.	Yvette Bristle
"White Line Fever," Bertie Higgins	A white line cannot have a fever.	Lance Crackers
"White Noise," The Living End	Noise cannot be described in a colour.	Dongquan
"White Noise," Disclosure	Noises have no color	Greg
"The White Shade Of Pale," Black Label Society	You Cant Get More White Than Pale	anthony moore
"White Shadows," Coldplay	Shadows are black, aren't they? Not white?	Nestor Abreu
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale," Procol Harum	I doubt there's anything whiter than pale.	Larcen Tyler
"Who Painted The Moon Black?," Hayley Westenra	Unless you're talking about a picture	Natasha
"Who'll Stop The Rain," Creedence Clearwater Revival	Nobody can. Weather is not controllable.	Susanna Viljanen
"The Whole Town's Laughing At Me," Teddy Pendergrass	I doubt it.	Yvette Bristle
"The Whole World Is A Stage," Fantastic Four	Then Columbus was wrong and we would fall off!	Peter
"The Whole World's Gonna Know," Mr. Big	No, not the entire world.	Yvette Bristle
"Why Are We Sleeping?," Soft Machine	Sleepers can't ask questions.	Yvette Bristle
"Widow of a Living Man," Ben Harper	Only dead men can have widows.	Carla Jorgensen
"Wiggle Bay," The Wiggles	There's no geographical feature with that name	Kerry
"Wild Honey Pie," The Beatles	Honey pie doesn't grow in the wild (or at all).	Michael C
"Willow Weep For Me," Chad & Jeremy	No tree on Earth has been known to weep	Isac
"Willow Weep For Me," Chad & Jeremy		Lucinda Blair
"Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler		Lucinda Blair
"The Wind Cries Mary," Jimi Hendrix	Uh, Jimi? Wind can't really speak.	Darius Kamron Whitehead
"Wind cries Mary," Jimmy Hendrix	yeah right....... it cries Daniel too	damn'iel
"Wind Him Up," Saga	A person can't be (literally) wound up.	Yvette Bristle
"Windmills Of My Mind," Dusty Springfield	No one's mind contains windmills.	Penelope Beckinsale
"The Windmills of Your Mind," Sting	Minds do not have windmills.	Brit Boxx
"Window To Nowhere," Angra		weird kid106
"Windows Of The World," Dionne Warwick	No windows belong to or pertain to the whole world	Karen Smith
"Winged Elephants," Sean Lennon	Elephants don't have wings.	Yvette Bristle
"Wings Of Desire," Jennifer Rush	Desire has no wings.	Yvette Bristle
"Wings Of Eternity," Mystic Prophecy	Eternity doesn't have wings.	Yvette Bristle
"Wings Of Fire," Axehammer	Wings aren't made of fire.	Yvette Bristle
"Wings of God," Anathema	Self explanatory.	weird kid106
"Wings Of Reality," Angra	"Reality" does not possess wings.	weird kid106
"Wings Of Summer," Serj Tankian	Seasons have no wings.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Winter In Your Heart," Jack Rather	Hearts don't have seasons in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Winter Won't Come This Year," Bill Medley	Winter comes every year.	Yvette Bristle
"Wire People," The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band	People aren't made of wire.	Yvette Bristle
"Wired For Love," Regine Velasquez	Wires have nothing to do with love.	Yvette Bristle
"Wishing Star," Rita Coolidge	Stars (in the sky) are incapable of wishing.	Yvette Bristle
"Wishing The Hours Away," All About Eve	Wishing can't speed up time.	Heather Brockwell
"Witch Wolf," Styx	Wolves aren't witches.	Yvette Bristle
"With Ears To See And Eyes To Hear," Sleeping With Sirens	Ears can't see and eyes can't hear.	Yvette Bristle
"With Ears To See And Eyes To Hear," Sleeping With Sirens	You got that mixed up. It's the other way around.	Misty Downham
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta	People are only born once, and with one mom.	Peter
"Within You, Without You," The Beatles	You can't be inside someone when they're not there	Michael C
"Without You I'm Nothing," Placebo	You're still someone even without the other person	Yvette Bristle
"Woke Up Dead," Megadeth	Dead people can't sing.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Wolf In The Breast," Cocteau Twins	Wolves do not come from breasts.	Francis A. Sissy
"The Wolves In Your Teeth," The Minor Arcana	Teeth don't have wolves in them.	Yvette Bristle
"The Woman In The Moon," Barbra Streisand	There are no people in the Moon.	Yvette Bristle
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done," Various artists	It has to be done sooner or later.	Frosty The Cat
"Won Threw Ate," Story Of The Year	Verbs can't throw one another.	Heather Brockwell
"Wooden Heart," Bobby Vinton	A wooden heart would not beat - you'd be dead	Doug Montgomery
"Wooden Heart," Elvis Presley	Uh? Last I checked, your heart was made of organs	Rich
"Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell		David
"Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell		Lucinda Blair
"Woodpecker From Mars," Faith No More	Mars has no birds of any kind.	Yvette Bristle
"Words (Are Impossible)," Donny Gerrard	The title of this song has three words in it.	Yvette Bristle
"Words Are Medicine," Tim McGraw	Not really...	Lin
"Words Can't Say," Quicksilver Messenger Service	Words express things.	Yvette Bristle
"Words Get In The Way," Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine	Usually words themselves aren't that big.	Peter
"The Words Get Stuck In My Throat," Devo	Words do not get stuck in throats.	Opie M.
"Words I May Have Ate," Green Day	You could do this in the figurative sense, though.	Lizzie
"The Words I'm Gonna Have To Eat," Bill Phillips	Words can't literally be eaten.	Yvette Bristle
"The World And His Wife," Elvis Costello	The world is not human, male, or married.	Alex Aerni
"The World Becomes Flesh," Gehenna	The world can't turn into flesh.	Yvette Bristle
"World Becomes You," Seven Day Diary	The world can't be transformed into a person.	Yvette Bristle
"World Falls Away," Seether	Wait...aren't we still here?	Meier
"The World In My Arms," Tony Douglas	Arms can't contain the world.	Yvette Bristle
"World In My Eyes," Depeche Mode	You have a pupil in your eye!	Sean
"The World In My Hands," Snap!	It's too big to fit in anyone's hands.	Yvette Bristle
"The World Inside Your Arms," Margaret Whiting	The world is too big for that.	Candy Welty
"The World Is A Circle," Burt Bacharach	The world is not a flat circle.	Maxi Pastor
"The World Is A Ghetto," War	Much of the world isn't that bad off.	Peter
"The World Is Flat," Echobelly	The world is round, not flat.	Yvette Bristle
"The World Is Getting Smaller," Mark Dinning	The world isn't shrinking.	Yvette Bristle
"The World Is Just a B-Movie," Bob Lind	The world isn't a film.	Yvette Bristle
"The World Is Waiting," Berlin	Not the entire world.	Yvette Bristle
"The World Just Stopped," Franky Lee	The world never stops.	Yvette Bristle
"The World Loves Us And Is Our Bitch," McLusky	The whole world could never meet either criterion.	Heather Brockwell
"World Of Forgotten People," Connie Smith	Most people aren't forgotten.	Yvette Bristle
"World of Our Own," Westlife	Not until we have space travel!	Eta_Cassiopeia
"World Of Smiles," Berlin	Wonder where that is located	ThatAwesomeGuy
"World Of Stone," Blackmore's Night	The world isn't made entirely of stone.	Yvette Bristle
"World Of Tears," Johnny Nash	The world isn't made of tears/not everyone is sad	Yvette Bristle
"World on Fire," Sarah Mclachlan	Barring nuclear attack, it can't all be on fire	Spydercrystal
"World Shut Your Mouth," Julian Cope	The world doesn't have just one mouth	Yvette Bristle
"The World Waits For You," Fastway	The world doesn't wait.	Yvette Bristle
"A World Without Heroes," Kiss	There are plenty of heroes.	Yvette Bristle
"A World Without Love," Peter and Gordon	Always, someone, somewhere, will feel love.	Michael C
"The World's Going Down On Me," Alan Price	The world doesn't go down on anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"The World's On Fire," Strawberry Alarm Clock	Most of the world isn't burning.	Yvette Bristle
"Worried Shoes," Daniel Johnston	One's shoes cannot be worried.	JC Foster
"Worry Is A Rockin' Chair," Glenn Yarbrough	Worry is a state of mind, not a chair.	Yvette Bristle
"Worryin' Shoes," Quicksilver Messenger Service	Shoes are incapable of worrying.	Yvette Bristle
"Wrap My Words Around You," Daniel Bedingfield	Words aren't wrappable entities.	Heather Brockwell
"Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams," Georgia Gibbs	Dreams can't wrap anything including troubles.	Peter
"Wrapped Around Your Finger," The Police	No one's that small or elastic.	Peter
"Wrapped Up In A Dream," Ted Taylor	Dreams can't (literally) wrap people up.	Yvette Bristle
"Write It All On Your Heart," Jim Henry Jr.	Hearts can't be written on.	Yvette Bristle
"Writing All The Time," Little Marcy	Even when you're sleeping?	Yvette Bristle
"Writing The Book Of Last Pages," Let's Active	A book has only one last page.	Yvette Bristle
"Written in the Stars," Elton John & LeAnn Rimes	Nothing is written in the stars	Jeremy
"Written In The Stars," Elton John & LeAnn Rimes		Lucinda Blair
"Written in the Stars," Tinie Tempah	Nothing can be written in the stars.	Petey
"Wrong Side Of Heaven," Five Finger Death Punch	Heaven shouldn't have a wrong side.	Peter

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