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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> U

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with U

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Ugly Beauty," Thelonious Monk	This is an oxymoron. Beauty isn't ugly.	Yvette Bristle
"Ugly Is Beautiful," David Usher	It is a contradiction	Peter Lau
"Ugly Is Beautiful," David Usher	Self-contradictory	Peter Lau
"Ukulele Lady," Bette Midler	No person is a musical instrument.	Yvette Bristle
"Ukulele Man," Tony Orlando & Dawn	No person is a musical instrument.	Yvette Bristle
"Ultraviolet Dreams," Cypress Hill	Dreams aren't ultraviolet.	Yvette Bristle
"Umpteen Miles," Tommy Shaw	There's no such number as umpteen.	Heather Brockwell
"Un-Break My Heart," Toni Braxton	How do you 'Un-Break' something? Poor English.	George Straitjacket
"Unchain My Heart," Joe Cocker	Limbs can be chained, internal organs not	Susanna Viljanen
"Unchain The Night," Dokken	The night cannot be chained to begin with!	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Unchained Melody," The Righteous Brothers	A melody can't be chained or unchained.	Penelope Beckinsale
"Uncle Rough," Lee Morgan	Does anyone have an uncle named Rough?	Yvette Bristle
"Uncle Sam's On Mars," Hawkwind	Uncle Sam is a fictional character.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Under A Glass Moon," Dream Theater	The Moon is not made of glass.	Yvette Bristle
"Under A Raging Moon," Roger Daltrey	The Moon cannot express rage.	Opie M.
"Under A Spanish Moon," Herb Alpert	The Moon has no nationality.	Yvette Bristle
"Under A Texas Moon," Ian Whitcomb	The Moon does not belong to any U.S. state.	Yvette Bristle
"Under a Violet Moon," Blackmore's Night	The moon isn't violet.	Lefty Lucy
"Under and Over It," Five Finger Death Punch	Well, which is it? Under or over? Can't be both!	Garrison
"Under The Moon Of Love," Showaddywaddy	Love is an emotion and has no moon.	Yvette Bristle
"Undress The World," The Milk Carton Kids	The world doesn't wear clothing; people do.	Yvette Bristle
"The Unicorn," The Irish Rovers		Natalie Snortman
"Union Of The Snake," Duran Duran	Snakes do not have unions.	Opie M.
"United States of Eurasia," Muse	Eurasia is two continents, not a country	Evan
"Universe Am I," Donovan	He is not the universe	KL Fan
"The Universe Is You," Sophie Ellis-Bextor	I don't feel NEARLY big enough for that!	R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Unlove Me," Julie Roberts	One can stop loving someone, but not unlove them.	Heather Brockwell
"The Unnamed Feeling," Metallica	And that would be called?	Tasha Yar
"Unskinny Bop," Poison	There is no dance with that name.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Until I Fall Away," Gin Blossoms	How do you fall away?	Rich
"Until the End of Time," Justin Timberlake	Time supposedly has no end....	Ashley
"Untouched," The Veronicas	You can't 'untouch' something	Alice
"Up A Lazy River," The Mills Brothers	Laziness is not a possible attribute of rivers.	Karen Smith
"Up On A Cotton Cloud," The Colors Of Love	Clouds are made of water vapor, not cotton.	Yvette Bristle
"Up To My Neck In Love," Andy Butler	Love doesn't have depth.	Yvette Bristle
"Use My Third Arm," Pantera	1) for what? 2)nobody in the band has a 3rd arm!!!	i rock so much

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