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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with G

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Gasoline Baby," Marshall Crenshaw	Gasoline has no children; babies aren't made of it	Yvette Bristle
"Gate City Blues," Duke Pearson	Cities don't have emotions; their residents do.	Yvette Bristle
"The Gates Of Delirium," Yes	Delirium has no gates.	Yvette Bristle
"Generation Landslide," Alice Cooper	Whole generations don't slide down slopes together	Melissa Officinalis
"Genie In A Bottle," Christina Aguilera	There's no such thing	Nicole Marie
"Georgia in a Jug," Blake Shelton	That would have to a big jug	PinmonkeyJunkie
"Germany In Love," Alphaville	Countries don't have emotions	Mads
"Get Me To The World On Time," Electric Prunes	Why? When did/could you fall off?	Peter
"Get Off Of My Cloud," The Rolling Stones	How can you get ON a cloud in the first place?	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Get Over Yourself," Eden's Crush	One can't literally pass above oneself.	Heather Brockwell
"Get Up! Get Up! (You Sleepyhead)," Jaye P. Morgan	A head can't get up (or be sleepy) by itself.	Heather Brockwell
"The Ghost In You," Psychedelic Furs	Even if this was possible, how could you tell?	Peter
"Ghost Riders In The Sky," Spiderbite	How can a ghost ride in anything? They're dead.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Ghostbusters," Ray Parker, Jr.	Ghosts can't be busted	Yvette Bristle
"Gimme A Feeling," Ace Frehley	Feelings cannot be literally given to someone.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Gingerbread Man," Melanie Martinez	A real man is not made of gingerbread.	Sheila Oh
"Girl From Mars," Ash	No Life On Mars	Kylock
"Girl From Mars," Ash	The Biker Mice live on Mars- not people!	Biker Mouser
"The Girl In My Heart," Larry Tamblyn With The Standells	Hearts can't contain people.	Yvette Bristle
"Girl in the Moon," Darius	How did she get in there?	NK
"The Girl With San Francisco In Her Eyes," Benny Troy	Eyes can't contain cities.	Yvette Bristle
"Girl With The Hungry Eyes," Jefferson Starship	Eyes cannot be hungry.	Rocky Rhodes
"The Girl With The Weight Of The World In Her Hands," Indigo Girls	No person can hold this much weight.	Candy Welty
"A Girl's Work Is Never Done," The Chordettes	It must end sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Girls Are On Fire," Big Blue	People are rarely engulfed in flames.	Yvette Bristle
"Give Everybody Some," Bar-Kays	You can't give something to all the world's people	Yvette Bristle
"Give Me Back My Life," Papa Roach	You already have your life.	Yvette Bristle
"Give Me Everything," Pitbull	You can't have every single thing.	Dongquan
"Give Me Everything," Pitbull	No one can attain everything.	Yvette Bristle
"Give Me The Night," George Benson	Uh, and how do you give a time of day to someone?	Larcen Tyler
"Give This Christmas Away," Matthew West & Amy Grant	How does one (literally) give Christmas away?	Peeping Tom Cruise Control Tower
"Gives You Hell," All-American Rejects	No one can give you Hell.	Yul Tide
"Glad All Over," The Dave Clark Five	Gladness is an emotion, not a covering.	Michael C
"Glad Rag Doll," Crazy Otto	Dolls don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Glass Angel," Prelude	Angels aren't made of glass.	Yvette Bristle
"Glass in the Trees," Dead Poetic	glass doesnt grow on trees	Kristin
"Glass Mountain," Alan Price	Mountains aren't made of glass.	Yvette Bristle
"Glass Onion," The Beatles	OK, what the hell is a glass onion?!	Rich
"Glass Onion," The Beatles	That's one vegetable I wouldn't want to bite into!	Cat
"Glass Road," Wet Paint	Roads aren't made of glass.	Yvette Bristle
"Glass Sandwich," Primus	I'm not eating that...	Jay
"Glitter Revenge," Jerome Soligny	Glitter can't take revenge on anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Go Catch The Moon," Dave Howard	The moon can't be caught.	Yvette Bristle
"Go To Sleep Aching Heart," Joe Babcock	Hearts don't sleep.	Yvette Bristle
"God Gave Rock And Roll To You," Argent	I don't think so.	Opie M.
"God Hates Us," Avenged Sevenfold	That's not true! God loves EVERYBODY!	Isac
"God Is A DJ ," Pink	Pink obviously hasn't met too many dj's.	Peter
"God Of Thunder," Kiss	A god of thunder doesn't exist.	Opie M.
"God Put a Smile Upon Your Face," Coldplay	I don't think God can make anybody smile	JohnHowarth
"God's Only Daughter," Melanie	God doesn't have just one daughter.	Kelly Tires
"Goin' Out Of My Head," Little Anthony & The Imperials	How does one go into their head to go out of it?	Peter
"Goin' Up The Country," Canned Heat	A country is not a vertical entity.	Gretchen Wieners
"Gold Dust Woman," Fleetwood Mac	Women are not made of or supply gold dust!	Christy McDaniel
"Gold Dust Woman," Fleetwood Mac	Women can't be made out of dust	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Golden Heart," Mark Knopfler	Hearts are not literally made of gold.	Wanda Pierce
"Golden Lady," Stevie Wonder	Perhaps she got the Midas touch?	Isac
"Golden Lady," Stevie Wonder	Women aren't made of gold	Isac
"Golden Love," Midnight Youth	Love is an emotion and has no color.	Yvette Bristle
"Golden Memories," Betty Madigan	Memories don't have color,	Yvette Bristle
"Golden Slumbers," The Beatles	Slumber is a state, not a physical object.	Michael C
"Golden Teardrops," The Flamingos	Teardrops aren't golden.	Yvette Bristle
"Golden Years," David Bowie	A year is a distance of time. You can't see years.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Goldfinger," Shirley Bassey	No person's fingers are composed of gold.	Peter
"Gonna Build A Mountain," Sammy Davis Jr.	Sammy was NOT a God!	Peter
"Gonna Love You Till The End Of Time," Barbara Lewis	Time has no end.	Yvette Bristle
"Good Disaster," Veruca Salt	This is an oxymoron. Disasters aren't good.	Yvette Bristle
"Good Girls Go Bad," Cobra Starship	Many good girls don't go bad, they stay good.	Kyle
"The Good Old Bad Old Days," Anthony Newley	They cannot be both.	Francis A. Sissy
"Good Times Roll," The Cars	How does a time become good or even roll?	Peter
"Goodbye Is Forever," Arcadia	It's not always forever.	Uni Roy Al
"Got No Place To Fall," McKendree Spring	When you fall, you fall in a place.	Yvette Bristle
"Gotta Lotta Wolf In My Heart," Warren Evans	Hearts don't contain wolves.	Yvette Bristle
"Grand Theft Autumn," Fall Out Boy	How can you steal a season?	KALYPSO
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy	You can only be run over by a car. Not an animal	Rich
"Grandma Harp," Merle Haggard	No one's relative is a musical instrument.	Bob Oldhart
"Graverobbers From Mars," Human Waste Project	No graverobbers come from Mars.	Stephanie Craddock
"Grease Monkey," Jeff Beck	No monkey is made of grease.	Yvette Bristle
"Greased Lightnin'," John Travolta	Lightning can't be greased.	Yvette Bristle
"The Great Airplane Strike," Paul Revere & The Raiders	As a rule, pilots go on strike, not their aircraft	Peter
"Green Hell," The Misfits	How would you know the color of Hell?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Green Is Blue," The Birdland Quintet	Green is green and blue is blue.	Yvette Bristle
"Green Mind," Dinosaur, Jr.	Minds are not colored green.	Pig Smith
"Green Monkeys," The Parkays	Monkeys aren't green.	Yvette Bristle
"The Green Mosquito," The Tune Rockers	Mosquitoes aren't green.	Yvette Bristle
"Green River," Creendence Clearwater	And you thought the oil spill was bad	Rich
"Green-Tinted Sixties Mind," Mr. Big	Minds don't have color.	Yvette Bristle
"Grey Cell Green," Neds Atomic Dustbin	A grey cell would be.... uh, grey!	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Greyhound Bound For Nowhere," Miranda Lambert	It's bound for somewhere, not nowhere.	Candy Welty
"The Grip Of Love," Tom Verlaine	Love is an emotion and doesn't physically grip.	Yvette Bristle
"Groove Bird," Richard Holmes	There is no type of bird with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Groove Is In The Heart," Deee Lite	Blood and oxygen are in hearts, not grooves.	Obie Lame Kenobi
"Groove's Bag," Richard Holmes	Grooves don't have bags.	Yvette Bristle
"Growing Younger," Michou	Aging can't be reversed.	Yvette Bristle
"Grown Men Don't Cry," Tim McGraw	Um, yes they do.	George Straitjacket
"Guerilla Radio," Rage Against The Machine	No radio can be a soldier.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Guess God Thinks I'm Abel," Oasis	No, Liam. Abel was in the Bible many years ago.	Peter
"Guess I'll Hang My Tears Out To Dry," Jane Morgan	Tears can't be hung.	Yvette Bristle
"Guess I'll Hang My Tears Out To Dry," Harry James	What kind of clothes line would you use?	George Straitjacket
"Guilty Heart," Julie London	Hearts can't experience guilt.	Yvette Bristle
"Guilty Tears," Johnny Dee	Tears can't experience guilt.	Yvette Bristle
"Guitar Blues," Barclay James Harvest	Musical instruments don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Guitar Boogie Shuffle," The Virtues	Musical instruments can't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Guitar Heaven," Neil Diamond	There's no such place.	Heather Brockwell
"Guitar Heaven," Neil Diamond	Musical instruments don't go to heaven!	Isac
"Guitar Man," Bread	A man cannot become an instrument.	Odie Garfield
"Guitar Tango," The Shadows	Musical instruments can't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Guitars Of The Heart (Happy)," Syleena Johnson	Hearts don't contain musical instruments.	Yvette Bristle

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