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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with F

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Fade Into You," Mazzy Star	One cannot fade into someone else.	Sheila Oh
"Fading Like A Flower," Roxette	Flowers don't fade; they just die off.	Sheila Oh
"Failing The Rorshach Test," Matthew Good Band	It's freakin' ink blots. How can anyone fail that?	Red Ruffcorn
"Fairies Wear Boots," Black Sabbath	I only saw them once after i smoked some p**	JoeKing
"Fairy Liquid," Beyond Dawn	Fairy liquid only exists in fiction.	The Mole
"Fairy Liquid," Beyond Dawn		weird kid106
"Fairytale Of New York," The Pogues	New York is real, not a fairytale.	Heather Brockwell
"Fall Into Me," Emerson Drive	You can't fall into somebody's insides	Kerry
"Fall To Pieces," Velvet Revolver	A person can't fall to pieces even when commanded.	Hardrock Henry
"Fall To The Top," Cybes	Things fall to the bottom, not to the top.	Yvette Bristle
"Falling Off The Edge Of The World," The Easybeats	The world doesn't have edges to fall off of.	Yvette Bristle
"Falling Through Time," Don McLean	You can't fall through time.	Yvette Bristle
"Falling Up," Drake	Things fall down, not up.	Yvette Bristle
"Falling Up The Stairs," Lime Cordiale	One cannot fall UP stairs.	Peggy Pollock
"Falling Without Reason," Disbelief	Every fall has a reason.	Yvette Bristle
"Fantastic Planet Of Love," Marshall Crenshaw	Love is an emotion, not a planet.	Yvette Bristle
"Farm On The Freeway," Jethro Tull	A freeway is no place for a farm	Isac
"Fast Road," Great White	A road cannot move, so it cannot be fast.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Faster Than Light," Neil Finn	It's impossible to go faster than light.	Yvette Bristle
"Faster Than The Speed Of Light," Raven	Nothing can exceed the speed of light.	Candy Welty
"Father of All," Green Day	Not everyone has the same father.	JohnHowarth
"Fear Is A Man's Best Friend," John Cale	Fear is not anybody's best friend	Maurice
"Feathers From Your Tree," Blue Cheer	Trees don't produce feathers.	Yvette Bristle
"February 30," Fonzie	February has no more than 29 days.	Yvette Bristle
"Feed My Frankenstein," Alice Cooper	Frankenstein isn't real; how can you feed him?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Feed the Machine," Nickelback	A machine is not a living thing.	Dongquan
"Feeding A Hungry Heart," K. T. Oslin	Hearts can't experience hunger.	Heather Brockwell
"Feel Good Hit of the Summer," Queens Of The Stone Age	The summer itself can't literally hit	Daniel
"Feel Like A Number," Bob Seger and the Sliver Bullet Band	How exactly can one feel like a number??	Alice
"Feeling Stronger Every Day," Chicago	Some days you feel weaker.	Papa Rotzi
"Feels Like Tonight," Daughtry	No night has its own distinctive feeling	Heather Brockwell
"Feet On Earth, Head In Sky," Black Oak Arkansas	No one can meet both conditions at the same time.	Yvette Bristle
"Fell On Black Days," Soundgarden	Huh?	thndrstrck
"Fergalicious," Fergie	There is no such word.	Mike
"Fiction In The Facts," Hushpuppies	Facts don't have any fiction in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Field of Innocence," Evanescence		Lizzie
"Fields Of Gold," Sting	How much you want to bet people would steal it?	Larcen Tyler
"A Fifth Of Beethoven," Walter Murphy And The Big Apple Band	Composers are not divided into pieces	Samantha Wasp
"Fifty Foot Woman," Dave Howard	All people are much less than 50 feet tall.	Yvette Bristle
"Fighting The World," Manowar	You cannot fight the entire world!	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Final Breath," Meghan Trainor	There were many more breaths after this song.	JohnHowarth
"The Final Countdown," Europe	There were more countdowns after this song.	Peter
"Final Funk," Mandre	Much more funk was recorded after this song.	Yvette Bristle
"The Final Voyage Of The Liquid Sky," Primus	The sky isn't liquid.	Yvette Bristle
"The Fire Burns Forever," Hammerfall	All fires go out sooner or later.	Candy Welty
"Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head," Gorillaz	Crikey, is that one nasty headache!	The Madman
"Fire In My Heart," Lita Ford	Hearts don't have flames in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Fire Lake," Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band	Lakes cannot be lit on fire	Evan
"Fire Of Love," C.C. Catch	Love is an emotion and isn't fire.	Yvette Bristle
"Fire Woman," The Cult	Does she set fires or is she on fire? Firemen!	Peter
"First Street Blues," Lee Hazlewood	Roads don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"First Taste Of Love," Ben E. King	Love is an emotion and has no taste.	Candy Welty
"First We Take Manhattan," Leonard Cohen	First you have to defeat the US Army	Susanna Viljanen
"Fish On The Sand," George Harrison	Fish can't live out of water - they would DIE!	Chowder
"Fist City," Loretta Lynn	No city with that name exists	Isac
"Fistful Of Love," Antony And The Jacksons	Love is an emotion and can't be held in one's hand	Yvette Bristle
"Five Becomes Four," Yellowcard	No, five will always be 5, that is, 4+1.	Heather Brockwell
"Five Miles Of You," Tom Verlaine	No person has a body length of 5 miles.	Yvette Bristle
"Five O'Clock World," Vogues	Didn't know every hour had its own world.	Peter
"Flags For Everything," Let's Active	Many things don't have flags.	Yvette Bristle
"Flame In My Heart," George Jones	Hearts don't have fires in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Flame Trees," Cold Chisel	Flames don't grow on trees.	George Straitjacket
"Flames In My Heart," The Channels	Hearts don't have fires in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Flames Of Paradise," Elton John and Jennifer Rush	There is no place called Paradise to burn	Brit Boxx
"Flaming Youth," Kiss	I doubt all young people are on fire!	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Flat World," Shane Harper	The world is round, not flat.	Yvette Bristle
"Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy," Slim & Slam	Whatever it is, it doesn't exist.	Opie M.
"Flight Of Icarus," Iron Madien	Icarus is fictional; he fell while trying to fly.	Rock Maninoff
"Flirtin' With Disaster," Molly Hatchet	But will disaster flirt back?	Peter
"Flirting With Time," Tom Petty	How does one flirt with time, Tom?	Peter
"The Floating World," Soft Machine	The world doesn't float.	Yvette Bristle
"The Flower That Shattered the Stone," John Denver	A flower can't shatter anything.	Ted Vigilante
"Flowers Never Bend With The Rainfall," Paul Simon	Yes, they do.	Yvette Bristle
"Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart," Johnny Cash	Huh?	Rich
"Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart," Johnny Cash	Hearts don't have bathrooms.	Isac
"Flute Salad," The Rondels	Musical instruments cannot constitute a salad.	Yvette Bristle
"Fly Me Courageous," Drivin-N-Cryin	Never heard of that airline.	Peter
"Fly Me On The Wings Of Love," Celia Bee	Love has no wings. One can't fly on love.	Yvette Bristle
"Fly Me To The Moon," Frank Sinatra	Only an astronaut can do that.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"Fly On The Wings Of Love," The Olsen Brothers	Love has no wings; one can't fly on love.	Yvette Bristle
"Flying Dog," Paul Gilbert	Dogs are incapable of flying.	Yvette Bristle
"Flying Horses," Dispatch	Only in the myth of Pegasus	Alanis More Upset
"Flying Horses," Dispatch	Do you mean Pegasus, the mascot of Mobil?	Isac
"Flying In A Blue Dream," Joe Satriani	Only for swifts (Swifts said to sleep in flight.)	Heather Brockwell
"Flying Jelly Attack," Shonen Knife	Jelly does not fly nor attack.	Sheila Oh
"Flying On The Ground," The Cascades	Flying is done off the ground.	Yvette Bristle
"Flying Without Wings," Westlife	It's bad enough them even flying to start with	Devil Jones
"FM (No Static At All)," Steely Dan	Even on FM radio there will be static.	Peter
"Follow Me To Sleep," Spock's Beard	One can't follow someone to sleep.	Steve
"Follow My Heart," REO Speedwagon	You can't follow something already in your body.	Rock Maninoff
"Follow That Dream," Elvis Presley	How do you follow something made up in your head?	Peter
"Follow The Drinkin' Gourd," The Brothers Four	Gourds don't drink.	Yvette Bristle
"Follow You, Follow Me," Genesis	Only one of you can follow--the other has to lead!	Nickster
"Follow Your Heart," Manhattans	Is that before or after it's transplanted?	Peter
"Food Stamp Casserole," Biff Rose	No casserole is made of stamps.	Yvette Bristle
"Foolish Beat," Debbie Gibson	I don't think beats are 'foolish'.	Peter
"Foolish Beat," Debbie Gibson	A beat cannot be foolish.	Sheila Oh
"Foolish Heart," Steve Perry	Hearts as body organs aren't foolish.	Peter
"Footsteps To Nowhere," The Texas Playboys	They must lead somewhere.	Candy Welty
"Forever And A Day," Jackie Wilson	You can't add a day to forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever And A Night," The Casinos	You can't add time to forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Autumn," Justin Hayward	Autumn ends when winter starts.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Came Today," Diana Ross And The Supremes	Forever is for more than one day!	Peter
"Forever For Her (Is Over For Me)," The White Stripes	He removed himself from the space-time continuum	Matt
"Forever In Blue Jeans," Neil Diamond	They have to come off when Neil bathes.	Rocky Rhodes
"Forever In Your Eyes," Mint Condition	Forever cannot be in one's eyes.	Frank Hotdog
"Forever Is Over," Johnny Dollar	Forever never ends!	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Man," Eric Clapton	Men don't live forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Midnight," The Obsessed	Midnight lasts only an instant.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Mine," The O'Jays	A person can't have anything forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Reign," Hillsong	No reign lasts forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Seventeen," Tim McGraw	You're only 17 years of age for one year.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Thursday," Tim Finn	Thursday ends when Friday begins.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Tuesday Morning," The Mockers	Morning ends when afternoon begins.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Winter," Taylor Swift	Winters don't last forever.	JohnHowarth
"Forever Yellow Skies," The Cranberries	Skies are blue.	Mattias
"Forever Yesterday," Barclay James Harvest	No day lasts forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever Young," Rod Stewart	Sorry, everyone grows old. It's part of aging.	Natalie Snortman
"Forever Young," Alphaville	Sorry, you will grow adult	Susanna Viljanen
"Forever Your Girl," Paula Abdul	Nothing is forever	Riella
"Forever's As Far As I'll Go," Alabama	No one can go forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Forever's End," Jason Crabb	Forever never ends.	Yvette Bristle
"Fortress Around Your Heart," Sting	If it could be built who would defend it?	Peter
"Fortune Is A Fickle Lady," Rex Zario	Fortune isn't a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Found Her In A Star," The Guess Who	There are no people inside stars.	Yvette Bristle
"Four Seasons In One Day," Crowded House	Takes 6 months + to have parts of 4 seasons.	Carmen Mistletoe
"Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle," Nirvana	She won't. Frances Farmer died in 1970.	Paul Bunions
"Freak City U.S.A.," The Bar-Kays	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Free Electric Band," Albert Hammond	Umm... WHAT?	Susanna Viljanen
"Free Falling," Tom Petty	I didn't know you had to pay everytime you fell!	Danielle
"Free Your Mind," En Vogue	You cannot free a mind from yourself.	Sheila Oh
"Freedom Is A Breakfast Food," Peter And Gordon	No, freedom is not a food at all.	Yvette Bristle
"Freedom Rider," Traffic	Freedom isn't something that can be ridden.	Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Freeway Of Love," Aretha Franklin	I'm unaware of a major highway named 'Love'.	Peter
"Freezing Fire," Weather Report	This is an oxymoron. Fires are hot, not freezing.	Yvette Bristle
"Friday Night Blues," John Conlee	Times of day are incapable of emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Friend Is A Four Letter Word," Cake	No, it has SIX letters.	Kronos
"Friend Is A Four Letter Word," Cake	Last time I checked it was...hmmm....6 letters!	Dude
"Friend Is A Four Letter Word," Cake	Lies!	Matt
"Friendly Enemy," June Webb	This title is an oxymoron.	Yvette Bristle
"Frisky Biscuits," Earl Klugh	Food is not frisky.	Yvette Bristle
"From Here To Eternity," Giorgio Moroder	Eternity is not a destination.	Yvette Bristle
"From Pig To Man," Country Boys	Pigs can't change into men.	Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Fire," Rage	Fire is hot and doesn't freeze.	Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Horror," Crawl	Horror doesn't freeze.	Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Love," The Playboys	Love is an emotion. It doesn't freeze.	Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Rainbow," Saxon	Rainbows can't freeze.	Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Sunshine," Rick McClellan	Sunshine doesn't freeze.	Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Under The Sun," Scanner	The item will start frozen, but thaw in the sun.	Thomas
"Full Moon Fire," Walter Egan	The Moon does not burn.	Yvette Bristle
"Full Moon Turn My Head Around," Off Broadway USA	The Moon can't turn anyone's head.	Yvette Bristle
"Fun City," Tuff Darts	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Funk Attack," Dexter Wansel	Music doesn't attack.	Yvette Bristle
"Funk In A Mason Jar," Harvey Mason	Music can't be put into a jar.	Yvette Bristle
"Funkytown," Lipps Inc. or Pseudo Echo	No town with that name exists	Isac
"Furry Old Lobster," Jonathan Coulton	Lobsters don't get furry when they age	Evan
"Future In Past," Christina Carter	The future is in the future, not in the past.	Yvette Bristle
"The Future Is Now," Project Pitchfork	The future hasn't happened yet.	Yvette Bristle

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