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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with J

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Jack Names The Planets," Ash	The planets have already done been named!	Isac
"Jail Guitar Doors," The Clash	How can you have guitar doors in a jail.	Kevin
"Jam Up And Jelly Tight," Tommy Roe	No way is jelly tight.	Sarah Hamnida
"Jamaica Me Crazy," Bertie Higgins	Jamaica isn't a verb, so one cannot be Jamaica'd.	Paul Bear
"Jason Aldean," Tattoos On This Town	You can't tattoo the entire city!	Christy McDaniel
"Java Blues," Rick Danko	Java doesn't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Jealous Heart," Wanda Jackson	Hearts are incapable of being jealous.	Yvette Bristle
"Jealous Sea," Meg Myers	A sea cannot experience jealousy.	Sheila Oh
"The Jean Genie," David Bowie	Genies do not exists, even those in jeans.	Opie M.
"Jeannie Is Dancing With The Sun," Fool's Garden	The Sun don't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Jelly Jungle (Of Orange Marmalade)," The Lemon Pipers	Jungles aren't made of jelly or marmalade.	Yvette Bristle
"Jesus Built My HotRod," Ministry	No he didn't, someone else did!	Kronos
"Jesus He Knows Me," Genesis	Where have you met him?	Mads
"Jesus Just Left Chicago," ZZ Top	Christ never visited Illinois.	Tommy
"Jesus Laid His Hands On Me," Ketty Lester	You didn't exist at the time of Jesus.	Yvette Bristle
"Jesus of Suburbia," Green Day	Jesus was from Nazareth	Evan
"Jesus Take the Wheel," Carrie Underwood	Where did Jesus get his driver's license?	Glenn
"Jesus Take The Wheel," Carrie Underwood	There were no cars while Jesus was alive	Christy McDaniel
"Jesus Wrote a Blank Check," Cake	Did they even have checks back in his day???	Icknabob
"Jet Black Heart," 5 Seconds Of Summer	Hearts aren't airplanes or come in that color.	Peter
"Jet-Propelled Photograph," Soft Machine	Photos can't propel themselves.	Yvette Bristle
"Jewish Princess," Frank Zappa	No Jewish royalty since collapse of Hashmonids	Susanna Viljanen
"Jingle Bell Rock," Bobby Helms	There's no such type of rocks or rock music.	Pete
"Jive Elephant," Martha Velez	Elephants don't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"The Job That Ate My Brain," The Ramones	A job can't eat a brain. In fact, nothing can.	R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"The Job That Ate My Brain," The Ramones	No job can eat brains. In fact, nothing can.	Spunky Brewster
"John Deere Green," Joe Diffie	His tractors may be green, but John Deere wasn't.	Heather Brockwell
"Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky," Red Hot Chili Peppers	This simply can't be done.	Yvette Bristle
"Jolly Green Giant," The Kingsmen	Giants only exist in fiction	Natalie Benson
"Jolly Green Giant," The Kingsmen		Natalie Snortman
"Journey Of Love," The Crests	Love is an emotion and doesn't travel.	Yvette Bristle
"Journey Thru The Past," Rita Coolidge	The past is gone; it can't be traveled in.	Yvette Bristle
"Journey To The Center Of The Mind," Amboy Dukes	No one can travel there.	Open Mike Knight
"Journey To The City Of The Dreaming Dead," Sacred Steel	The dead can't dream.	Yvette Bristle
"Juggalo Island," Insane Clown Posse	No island in the world has that name	Kerry
"Jukebox In My Mind," Alabama	No one has a jukebox in their mind.	Thessaly Danes
"Jump Off The World," School Of Fish	Gravity prevents us from doing this.	Yvette Bristle
"Jump The Moon," Ozzy Osbourne	It's too big and too far away to do this.	Yvette Bristle
"June In January," Dean Martin	Months can't coincide.	Yvette Bristle
"June Was The End Of August," The Arcades	Nope. When August ends, September begins.	Yvette Bristle
"Jungle Dream," Los Indios Tabajaras	Jungles are incapable of dreaming.	Yvette Bristle
"Jungle Eyes," Gene Page	Jungles don't have eyes.	Yvette Bristle
"Jungle In My Heart," Bad Boys Blue	Hearts don't contain jungles.	Yvette Bristle
"Jungle Love," Steve Miller Band	A jungle does not have its own type of love.	Rock Maninoff
"Just A Little Talk With Jesus ," Elvis Presley	sorry he's not around !	mina
"Just Like Heaven," The Cure	How would you even know what Heaven is like?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Just The Other Side Of Nowhere," Kris Kristofferson	'Nowhere' has no sides.	Yvette Bristle

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