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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> B

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with B

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Baby Be My Love Song," Easton Corbin	No one (incl. a baby) can be a song.	Heather Brockwell
"Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me," Mac Davis	A baby can't be hooked on another person.	Lynnetta Lore
"Baby Lemonade," Syd Barrett	Drinks aren't sentient and don't have age groups.	Steve
"Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk," Dr. Hook	Nobody can make their clothes talk.	Lucy Lawful
"Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk," Dr. Hook	Don't be silly. Jeans can't talk.	Heather Brockwell
"Baby, You're a Rich Man," The Beatles	"Baby" and "Man" are complete opposites in age.	Michael C
"Babycakes," 3 of a Kind	Cakes aren't made from babies.	Mr. Critic
"Back Door Man," The Doors	No man can be a door.	Opie M.
"Back For A Taste Of Your Love," Syl Johnson	Love doesn't have a taste.	Yvette Bristle
"Back From Eternity," Tommy Reynolds	Eternity is not a location.	Yvette Bristle
"Back In My Body," Maggie Rogers	Could she REALLY have ever been out of it?	Heather Brockwell
"Back In Time," Huey Lewis And The News	Time travel is an impossibility	Jacques
"Back To Living Again," Curtis Mayfield	You only live once.	Candy Welty
"Bad Blood," Taylor Swift	Blood cannot have behaviors	SpiderSkull98
"Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival	You naughty, naughty Moon!	Offender
"Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival	Astrology is a pseudoscience.	Susanna Viljanen
"Bake Me A Woman," Dave McCoy	People can't be produced by baking.	Yvette Bristle
"Ball Of Confusion," The Temptations	Confusion cannot be made into a ball.	They Call Me Mr. Pibbs
"Ball Tongue," Korn	Nobody can roll their tongue into a ball.	Frieda Evans
"Ballad In Blue," Hoagy Carmichael	Ballads have no colour	Leopard Seal
"Ballad Of A Crystal Man," Donovan	No person is a crystal or made of crystals.	Candy Welty
"Ballrooms Of Mars," Marc Bolan And T. Rex	No balls or ballrooms have been there yet.	Tara Gilmer
"Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)," Cher	I doubt seriously she'd be singing about it!	Peter
"Bang The Doldrums," Fall Out Boy	You can't bang doldrums.	Amanda
"Bang The Drum All Day," Todd Rundgren	You need to sleep sometime!	Larcen Tyler
"Bang Your Head (Metal Health)," Quiet Riot	Metal experiences neither health nor illness.	Renee Sutton
"Banjo Boy," Art Mooney	No person is a musical instrument of any kind.	Yvette Bristle
"Barbie Girl," Aqua	A person can't actually be a Barbie doll	Steve
"Barbie World," Nicki Minaj	There is no such world.	JohnHowarth
"Basin Street Blues," Miles Davis	Roads don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Bat Out Of Hell," Meat Loaf	Bats are like souls. They can't get out of Hell.	Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"Batdance," Prince	Real bats do not dance.	Odie Garfield
"Battle Born," Five Finger Death Punch	Battles do not give birth or have offspring.	Peter
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic," Traditional	Since when does a republic have a hymn?	Christy McDaniel
"Battle In Me," Garbage	Battles really do not happen inside people.	Peter
"Battle of Epping Forest," Genesis	There has never been a battle with that name	Susanna Viljanen
"The Battle Of Evermore," Led Zeppelin	There's no such battle.	Odie Garfield
"Battle Of Who Could Care Less," Ben Folds Five	Another non-existant battle	Odie Garfield
"Be All, End All," Anthrax	No one could be all, nor end all.	Millie Henry
"Be My Baby," The Ronettes	One can't choose whose offspring one is.	Iris Green
"Be My Baby," The Ronettes	The singer wants the subject to be her child? Huh?	dxman
"Be My Little Bumble Bee," Jane Morgan	No person can ever be a bee.	Yvette Bristle
"Be My Lobster," Hightide Hotel	People can never be lobsters.	Candy Welty
"The Beaches Of Cheyenne," Garth Brooks	Wyoming is a landlocked state	Carolee
"Bear Melt," Jefferson Airplane	Sadly true for polar bears, but the rest of 'em...	Diddims
"Beast Of Burden," The Rolling Stones	There's no such beast.	Pete & Repete
"Beast Of Fire," Portrait	Beasts aren't made of fire.	Yvette Bristle
"Beat's So Lonely," Charlie Sexton	A beat cannot experience loneliness.	Stu L. Pigeon
"Beating On Death's Door," Lamb of God	Death doesn't have a door...	The Face Smasher
"Beautiful Bomb," Reckless Love	Bombs are not beautiful.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Beautiful Disaster," Jon McLaughlin	Disasters aren't pretty. Just ask New Orleans.	MOR
"Beautiful Hangover," Big Bang	There's nothing beautiful about a hangover!	Kara Oke
"A Beautiful Lie," 30 Seconds To Mars	I didn't know lies could be seen.	Lizzie
"Beautiful Mess," Jason Mraz	since when mess has been beautiful?	Melinda
"Beautiful Noise," Neil Diamond	Noises can't be seen	Isac
"Beautiful Pain," Jann Arden	Pain isn't beautiful.	Yvette Bristle
"Beautiful Wreck Of The World," Willie Nile	A wreck of the world wouldn't be beautiful.	Heather Brockwell
"Because All Men Are Brothers," Peter, Paul, and Mary	Not if some are only-children.	baa
"Becoming The Bull," Atreyu	No one can become a bull.	Carla Jorgensen
"Bed Of Lies," Matchbox Twenty	A bed cannot contain lies (falsehoods).	Rich
"Bed Of Nails," Alice Cooper	A bed can't be made of nails	Mads
"Bedroom Eyes," Mama's Boys	Rooms don't have eyes.	Yvette Bristle
"Bedtime For Toys," Stevie Wonder	Toys don't need a bedtime. They don't sleep!	Peter
"Beer For My Horses," Toby Keith & Willie Nelson	Horses don't drink beer	Isac
"Before I Died," Jim Reeves	Dead people can't sing or say anything.	Candy Welty
"Before My Heart Finds Out," Gene Cotton	Hearts are incapable of finding out anything.	Yvette Bristle
"Behind the Sea," Panic At The Disco	You can't get behind the sea.	Lizzie
"Being Boiled," Human League	You'd probably not survive to sing about that.	Peter
"Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite," The Beatles	No one is named Mr. Kite.	Wanda Pierce
"Beleeka Doodle Day," Al Stewart	There is no such day.	Yvette Bristle
"Bell Bottom Blues," Bobby Whitlock	Pants don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Bend Time Back Around," Paula Abdul	Good luck with that	Danielle
"Best Of Both Worlds," Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana	Human life's confined (so far) to one world, Earth	Lauren Overstreet
"The Best Things In Life Are Free," Frank Sinatra	Not even the worst things are free.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"Beyond the Invisible," Enigma	There's nothing beyond being invisible	Kerry
"Bicycle Bicycle, You are my Bicycle," Be Your Own PET	People can't be bicycles!	Franka
"Big City Miss Ruth Ann," Gallery	There is no city called Miss Ruth Ann.	Odie Garfield
"Big City Nights," Scorpions	A city does not have its own nights.	Rock Maninoff
"Big Eyed Beans From Venus," Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band	Beans don't have eyes or live on Venus.	Peter
"Big Eyed Beans From Venus," Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band	Venus now know to be too hot for life as we know	Amanda Svenson
"Big Girls Don't Cry," The Four Seasons	Who says they don't? ALL people cry at some point!	Spiff Swift
"Big In Japan," Alphaville	You cannot change your size for just one country	Susanna Viljanen
"Big Mouth Blues," Gram Parsons	Mouths don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Big Rock Candy Mountain," Harry McClintock	Mountains are not made of candy.	Opie M.
"Big Rock Candy Mountain," Burl Ives	Mountains are not made of rock candy.	Candy Welty
"Big Silver Tears," Mack Allen Smith	Tears aren't made of silver, nor colored silver.	Yvette Bristle
"Big Things Come In Small Packages," Foster Sylvers	No, SMALL things come in small packages!	Isac
"Big Things Come In Small Packages," Foster Sylvers	Big things won't fit in small packages.	Yvette Bristle
"Big Time," Peter Gabriel	You must have had a big watch, eh?	FiFi
"Billion Dollar Babies," Alice Cooper	Are they made of diamonds or something?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Bird Dog," The Everly Brothers	A dog that's a bird or a bird that's a dog?	Peter
"Bird of a Thousand Voices," Lion Guard Soundtrack	A bird doesn't have that many voices in real life.	Julie
"Birdcage Walk," Martha & The Muffins	Cages don't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Birdhouse In Your Soul," They Might Be Giants	Seeing as a soul isn't a physical place...	Relik86
"Bitter Moon," Mark King	The Moon has neither bitter herbs nor emotions.	Carla Jorgensen
"Bittersweet Surrender," Big Head Todd And The Monsters	Surrendering has no taste..	Odie Garfield
"Bittersweet Symphony," The Verve	You can't taste a symphony!	JC Foster
"Bittersweet Symphony," Verve	Since when does a symphony have a taste?	been_a_son
"Black As Rain," Pixie Lott	Rain isn't black, unless it's raining ink	Chris Chendo
"Black Black Heart," David Usher	Lung cancer?	Peter Lau
"Black Capicorn Day," Jamiroquai	There's no such day	Alice
"Black Diamond," Kiss	Really? I've never heard of or seen one!	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Black Friday," Steely Dan	Days of the week don't have color.	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Black Frost," Harvey Mason	Frost is white, not black.	Yvette Bristle
"Black Hole Sun," Soundgarden	The Sun won't be a black hole for 5 billion years	been_a_son
"Black Hole Sun," Soundgarden	Sun is too small star to ever become a black hole	Susanna Viljanen
"Black July," Joshua James	Months don't have color.	JohnHowarth
"Black Magic," Little Mix	Magic cannot be coloured.	Dongquan
"Black Magic Woman," Santana	Magic is not black and is never a woman.	Rock Maninoff
"Black Night," Deep Purple	The night is never truly black, it's an expression	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Black Noise," The Rotary Connection	Noise has no color.	Yvette Bristle
"Black Rain," Soundgarden	Rain has no colors.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Black Rainbow," Paul Thorn	Rainbows aren't black.	Yvette Bristle
"The Black Rainbow," Coheed And Cambria	Rainbows have no black in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Black Roses," Brain Train	No rose is truly black.	Yvette Bristle
"Black Sunshine," White Zombie	Sunshine is not black	Joe Joe
"Black Tiger," Y&T	Truly black tigers do not exist.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Black-Hearted Lady," Ken Hensley	Hearts aren't black.	Yvette Bristle
"Black-Throated Wind," Grateful Dead	The wind doesn't have a throat	Aareni
"Blackboard Of My Heart," George Jones	Hearts don't have blackboards.	Yvette Bristle
"Blame My Absent Minded Heart," Kay Starr	Hearts have no personalities.	Elon Muskrat
"Blank Earth," Chevelle	The earth isn't blank.	Yvette Bristle
"Blanket Of Love," Barbara Mandrell	Love is an emotion, not a blanket.	Yvette Bristle
"Blaze Of Glory," Bon Jovi	Glory is not combustible.	Richard Head
"Bled For Days," Static-X	You'd be dead a few times over before it's over...	The Face Smasher
"Bleed Black," AFI	Blood is not that color, sorry.	Jake
"Bleeding Love," Leona Lewis	How can you bleed love? How does love bleed?	Diddims
"Bleeding Love," Leona Lewis	But love is not blood!	Tommy
"Bless The Broken Road," Rascal Flatts	Road only break when they have cracks	Christy McDaniel
"The Blind Can't Lead The Blind," Horslips	Yes, they can. There's a way for them to do it.	Yvette Bristle
"Blinded By The Darkness," T-Bone Burnett	Darkness can't blind anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Blinding Tears Will Break The Skies," Trivium	Skies are not a breakable entity.	Millie Henry
"Blister In The Sun," Violent Femmes	Blisters cannot be in the sun.	Orel Hershyster
"Blister On The Moon," Taste	The Moon doesn't have blisters.	Yvette Bristle
"Blood Doll," Anarchy Club	Dolls cannot be made from blood.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Blood From A Stone," Cinderella	Rocks don't produce blood.	Yvette Bristle
"Blood Of Emeralds," Gary Moore	Emeralds don't produce blood.	Yvette Bristle
"Bloodrocuted," Dethklok	What does this even mean?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Blow Out The Stars, Turn Off The Moon," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band	Celestial bodies can't be blown out or turned off.	Yvette Bristle
"Blow Out The Sun," Della Reese	The sun can't be blown out.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Bamboo," Dancing Fantasy	Bamboo isn't blue.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Christmas," Elvis Presley	A holiday cannot be colored blue.	Santa Paws
"Blue Hawaii," Elvis Presley	States aren't monochrome.	Susanna Viljanen
"Blue Heartaches," The Marcels	Heartaches have no colour	Alice
"Blue Highway," Billy Idol	Highways aren't colored blue.	Rocky
"Blue Kiss," Jane Wiedlin	Kisses don't have color.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Memories," James O'Gwynn	Memories don't have color.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Monday," New Order	What next, red Saturday?	Ned Riley
"Blue Moon," The Marcels	The moon isn't blue	Alice
"Blue Moon," Elvis Presley	Last time I checked it it was yellowish	Susanna Viljanen
"Blue Moon of Kentucky," Elvis Presley	What next, Pink Moon of Nebraska?	Susanna Viljanen
"Blue Moon With Heartache," Rosanne Cash	The Moon doesn't have a heart, nor can it ache.	Heather Brockwell
"Blue Morning, Blue Day," Foreigner	A day cannot actually be colored	Noskcaj
"Blue Rain," Roy Orbison	Rain doesn't have color, and doesn't have emotion	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Roses," Beautiful South	Roses are never blue.	Natty
"Blue Side Of Lonesome," Jim Reeves	"Lonesome" has no sides.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Sky Mine," Midnight Oil	A mine cannot be in the sky.	Lance Crackers
"Blue Sky Night," Melissa Ferrick	The sky is black at night, not blue.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Tango," Les Baxter	Dances don't have colors or emotions.	Candy Welty
"Blue Tears," Random	Tears don't actually have a color.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Wind," Rocky Storm	The wind doesn't have color.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue World," The Moody Blues	The world isn't totally blue.	Yvette Bristle
"Blueberry Belly Button," Miranda Cosgrove	No belly button is made of any kind of berries.	Millie Verst
"Blueberry Boat," The Fiery Furnaces	Boats aren't made of berries.	Candy Welty
"Blueberry Hill," Fats Domino	Blueberries don't make good hills.	Peter
"Bluegrass Music's Really Gone To Town," The Osborne Brothers	Music doesn't travel.	Yvette Bristle
"Bluer Than Blue," Michael Johnson		Heather Brockwell
"The Blues Came Tumbling Down," The Capri Sisters	The blues are an emotion and can't tumble.	Yvette Bristle
"Blues For Breakfast," The West-Siders	The blues are not food.	Candy Welty
"Blues Is King," Marshall Crenshaw	There is no king named Blues.	Yvette Bristle
"The Blues Stepped In," Tommy Hammond	The blues are an emotion and can't step in.	Yvette Bristle
"The Blues Walked In," Whitey Knight	The blues are an emotion, so they can't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Boat Of Life," George Jones	Life is not a boat.	Yvette Bristle
"Body Language," Queen	A body does not speak a language.	Brit Boxx
"Body Like a Back Road," Sam Hunt	No person has a body like that	Lynn
"Bone Fire," Soft Machine	Bones don't produce flames.	Yvette Bristle
"Bonestorm," Frozen Ghost	Storms don't involve bones.	Yvette Bristle
"Boogie Queen," Nitzinger	Boogie is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"Boogie Shoes," KC And The Sunshine Band	That is not a type of shoe.	Odie Garfield
"Book Of Days," Nektar	Books don't contain days.	Yvette Bristle
"Born Dead Buried Alive," Hypocrisy	The title speaks for itself.	Peter
"Born From Fire," Amorphis	Self explanatory	weird kid106
"Born Like This," Three Days Grace	So they wrote and recorded it while being born?	*katie
"Born On The Wrong Side Of Time," Taste	Time has no sides, nor could there be a wrong side	Heather Brockwell
"Born This Way," Lady Gaga	You're not a baby anymore, Gaga.	Tommy
"Born To Be Wild," Steppenwolf	Not unless it's an animal. And the singer is human	Steve
"Born To Boogie," T Rex	Nobody can be born specifically for this purpose.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Born to Die," Lana Del Rey	Only unwanted pregnancies (no offence,it happens)	Natasha
"Born To Fly," Sara Evans	Human beings can't fly	PinmonkeyJunkie
"Born To Make You Happy," Britney Spears	No you weren't	Sarah
"Born To Run," K-OS	Newborns can't walk, let alone run.	Peter Lau
"Borrowed Time," Styx	You can't borrow time.	Yvette Bristle
"Boss Guitar," Duane Eddy	No musical instrument can be a supervisor.	Candy Welty
"Bottle Living," Dave Gahan	A bottle cannot have life, nor can you live in one	R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Bottle Of Love," Garland Jeffreys	Love can't be put into a bottle.	Yvette Bristle
"Bottle of Sunshine," Milkshake	Sunshine can't be in a bottle	Jeremy
"The Bottomless Lake," John Prine	All lakes have bottoms.	Yvette Bristle
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams," Green Day	You can't pave a road with broken dreams.	Taylor
"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams," Green Day	Was the road paved with nightmares?	Billy
"Box Of Rain," Grateful Dead	Difficult to keep liquid inside of a box.	Peter
"Boy Inside My Heart," Nikki Webster	Hearts can't contain people.	Candy Welty
"Boy Like Me," Jessica Harp	This artist is female, not male.	Mr. Critic
"A Boy Named Sue," Johnny Cash	Hello!? Sue is a GIRL's name!!	Chowder
"The Boy Who Destroyed The World," AFI	A boy could not destroy a whole world.	Opie M.
"A Boy With Nothing," Peter And Gordon	Every person has something.	Yvette Bristle
"Boy's Don't Cry," The Cure	They sure do. Everyone cries at some time!	Evan
"Boys From The County Hell," The Pogues	Hell=name of towns in US & Norway, but no County	Amber D'Allesio
"Bozo Skeleton," Lard	A skeleton cannot be a clown.	Opie M.
"Brain Drain," The Ramones	This makes no sense...	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Brain Stew," Green Day		Lizzie
"Brass Monkey," Beastie Boys	Monkeys aren't made of copper and zinc (ie brass)	Alan the Ottoman
"Brass Sky," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band	The sky is not made of brass.	Yvette Bristle
"Breadfan," Budgie	I have not seen any fans made of bread.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Break Like The Wind," Spinal Tap	The wind is not something physically breakable.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Break Me Gently," The Doves	Hard to do!	Sean
"Break Your Plans," The Fray	Plans cannot be (physically) broken.	Dongquan
"Breakin' In A Brand New Broken Heart," Connie Francis	Really awful title. If broken it is not new!	Peter
"Breaking Into Heaven," Heaven And Hell	This is rather obviously not possible.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Breaking The Girl," Red Hot Chili Peppers	How can one break a person!? It's gotta hurt!	Chowder
"Breaking Up The Girl," Garbage	One cannot break up a person, per se.	Isac
"Breathe the Jackal," Beyond Dawn		weird kid106
"Breathe the Jackal," Beyond Dawn	You can't really do that in real life.	Lefty Lucy
"Breathe You In," David Mead	People can't be breathed in.	Yvette Bristle
"Breathe Your Name," Sixpence None The Richer	This implies uttering it without fully saying it.	Anne
"Breathe Your Name," Sixpence None the Richer	And just how do you go about doing THAT?	Isac
"Brick Windows," Ministry	Windows are made of glass, not brick.	Yvette Bristle
"The Bridge Of Love," Connie Smith	Love is an emotion, not bridge material.	Yvette Bristle
"Bridge Of Sighs," Robin Trower	Sighs can't be used to build bridges.	Yvette Bristle
"Bridge Of Silence," Dobie Gray	Silence can't be used to build bridges.	Yvette Bristle
"Bridge Over Troubled Music," Yellow Magic Orchestra	Music has no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Bridge Over Troubled Water," Simon & Garfunkel	Water is a substance. It does not have emotions.	Susanna Viljanen
"Bridge To Nowhere," Sam Roberts	Any bridge has to cross to somewhere.	Heather Brockwell
"Bridge To Your Heart," Wax UK	So people from other body parts can cross?	rocky
"Bright White Flame," Underworld	Flames are NOT white	Clever Name
"Bring Back The Days," Today's Tomorrow	Days can't be brought back. Band name also L.I.	Yvette Bristle
"Bring Back The Time," B.J. Thomas	Time can't be brought back.	Yvette Bristle
"Bring Back Those Wonderful Days," Bert Williams	Days can't be brought back.	Candy Welty
"Bring Back Yesterday," Jaicko Lawrence	Yesterday is gone and can't be brought back.	Yvette Bristle
"Bring Down The Moon," Boy Meets Girl	The moon can't be brought down.	Yvette Bristle
"Bring Me To Life," Evanescence	If you're dead, you can't be brought back to life.	Emily
"Bring The Noise," Public Enemy	Noise can't be transported.	Heather Brockwell
"Broadway Ramble," Earl Klugh	Roads don't ramble.	Yvette Bristle
"Broken Hearted Me," Anne Murray	One with a heart literally broken can't sing.	Mercedes Morgan
"Broken Hearts Parade," Good Charlotte	Hearts don't go on parade.	Yvette Bristle
"Broken-Hearted Melody," Sarah Vaughan	Melodies don't have hearts or feelings.	Yvette Bristle
"Brokenheartsville," Joe Nichols	There's no such municipality.	Heather Brockwell
"Brother Jukebox," Mark Chesnutt	Jukeboxes have neither relatives nor gender.	crazydon
"Brother Moon," Amorphis	Celestial bodies don't have relatives.	weird kid106
"Brother River," Johnny Darrell	Rivers have no siblings and no gender.	Yvette Bristle
"Brother Sun, Sister Moon," Donovan	Neither celestial body has a sibling.	Brit Boxx
"Brother Wind," Golden Earring	The wind has no relatives and no gender.	Yvette Bristle
"Bruise In The Sky," Pretty Things	The sky can't be bruised.	Yvette Bristle
"Bubble Of Life," Man With A Mission	Life is not a bubble.	Yvette Bristle
"Bubble Toes," Jack Johnson	Toes aren't made of bubbles.	Regina Grant
"Bucket Of Girls," David Mead	People can't fit into a bucket.	Yvette Bristle
"Buffalo Soldier," Bob Marley And The Wailers	Real buffaloes don't have armies, fight wars or .	Peter
"Build God, Then We'll Talk," Panic! At the Disco	Ummm. Self explanatory.	Myndi
"Build Me Up Buttercup," Foundations	A buttercup cannot build anything up	FussBudget
"Build Me Up, Buttercup," The Foundations	A flower can't build anybody.	Yvonne Sindri
"Building A Mystery," Sarah McLachlan	No mystery is a mystery to its builders (if any).	Heather Brockwell
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings," Smashing Pumpkins	bullets don't have wings; they can't fly	Heather Brockwell
"Bulletproof Heart," My Chemical Romance	Fired bullets can penetrate hearts.	Yvette Bristle
"Bulls On Parade," Rage Against The Machine	They can be in a parade, but not on it.	CDD
"Burden In My Hand," Soundgarden	A burden can't be held with hands.	Lance Crackers
"The Burden Of Being Wonderful," Steel Panther	I hardly would consider that a burden!	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Buried A Lie," Senses Fail	You can't bury lies	Wanda Pierce
"Buried Alive By Love," HIM	Love is not a gravedigger or undertaker.	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Buried Alive In The Blues," Janis Joplin	The blues don't bury anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Burn Baby Burn," Ash	No sane parents will cremate their offspring alive	Susanna Viljanen
"Burn In My Light," Mercy Drive	I don't give off light!	FiFi
"Burnin' Sky ," Bad Company	The sky cannot burn.	Rock Maninoff
"Burning A Hole In My Mind," Connie Smith	Minds don't have holes.	Yvette Bristle
"Burning Heart," Survivor	A heart can't catch on fire.	Red Ruffcorn
"Burning In The Skies," Linkin Park	The sky is incapable of catching fire.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Burning Love," Elvis Presley	Love is an emotion, so it can't burn	Rich
"Burning Love," Elvis Presley	Love is not a combustible substance.	Trina Lufkin
"The Burning Number," Dead Letter Circus	Numbers don't burn	Lori Blonde
"Bury Everything," Lost Hands Found Fingers	Some things can't be buried (Sun, Moon, etc.).	Yvette Bristle
"The Business Of Paper Stars," Hawthorne Heights	Stars aren't made of paper.	Yvette Bristle
"Butt Town," Iggy Pop	There is no city with that name.	Rock Maninoff
"Butterfly Kisses," Bob Carlisle	Butterflies can't kiss.	Gene Splicer
"Butterfly Rock," Dolly Parton	Butterflies are not rocks.	Isac
"Buy a Heart," Nicki Minaj	Hearts are not for sale unless it's part of a pet.	JohnHowarth
"Buy For Me The Rain," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band	Rain is not for sale.	Bethany Byrd

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